I’ve got 50p FYB

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@villareport Looks like keyhole surgery to me.

📲 Boubacar Kamara on Instagram: “33%.”

@danbardell I think the focus should be on the product rather than the prices. I don’t think Aston Villa offer a good enough match day experience or have a good enough squad to justify this price band for tickets.

Remember a Premier League football club never “needs” to raise their ticket prices for any competition they are in. #AVFC

@lady_valor_07 In back to the future Marty asks for a Tab!

MY BROTHER SWEARS I’M MAKING THIS UP… BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE DIET SODA CALLED TAB?

@AVFCOfficial No return for Donyell Malen, a trip to Northern Italy awaits. 🟣🔵

We continue on 😤

@Ant_Mossarelli One draw required in the QF’s 99.99% certain!

Surely all 3 English sides getting through tonight means that 5th UCL spot is now mathematically secured? Although come the weekend, Forest & Palace both may rue their games going to extra time. At least none of us fumbled it! #AVFC #NFFC #CPFC

@AVFCOfficial Can anyone please tell me, is this really how Unai wants Villa to play football? Game by game, it just gets worse.

Half-time in the second leg ⏸️ #UEL

@StanCollymore Falcao what a player !

The closest that Association Football has ever come to Picasso, da Vinci, Rembrandt or Van Gogh. Zico Socrates Falcao Eder Junior The purest expression of this sport we love.

@AVFCOfficial Tonight is a chance for Villa to put their current league form to one side & Unai to let his team go out & express themselves, with full emphasis on attacking football, will he? 🟣🔵

Tonight 🏟️ #UEL

@johntownley11 Completely dis-agree, it’s his cowardly approach to matches, 40 goals in the league after 30 games, is appalling. If he takes the praise, then he has to take the stick for being afraid to lose!! Not good enough!

Unai Emery insists that fan frustration is an indicator of #AVFC's high demands, but also calls for perspective on the club's rise over the past three years. "Sometimes when we don't achieve, we can be frustrated, but also thinking overall so happy." birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football…

@creepydotorg VX poison gas, in the highly unstable string of pearls configuration, I’m not a chemical freak, I’m a chemical super-freak!!

Very few will know what this is…

@theavfcfaithful Kinda hit it down the middle but it curled onto the keepers foot, strange one tbh!

Shocking pen from Salah

@PunjabiVillans @DV1874 I have been a villa fan for a very long time & long before DV knew anything about AVFC, the last thing I want to hear is this drivel, get on with the job or get to fuck, because we will still be here long after he has gone.

Damien 🙏🏼 👏 This is what Aston Villa is about, not a drama club, but a proper, stable one. @DV1874 positivity, sticking together, backing the players and staff while still demanding standards. Reset, stay united, and go again Thursday. UTV 🦁 Come on Villans!

@theavfcfaithful Classic 🤣

I’d 8-2 be a Chelsea fan right now

@LombardiHimself Do you ever watch the Premier League or UEFA cup competitions?

All that "49ers are in a rebuild!" talk from last offseason is extra funny now that the Miami Dolphins are showing everyone what an actual rebuild looks like. (49ers would've been the first team in NFL history to pay three A-list extensions in a "rebuilding" offseason, btw)

@henrywinter @TheVillaPolls Well Henry, keep pushing them for answers!!

At some point, senior Premier League execs have to offer a proper explanation in public for their leniency towards Chelsea. They owe an explanation to fans of clubs punished more harshly. They owe an explanation to those clubs who did abide by the rules. They have to offer some explanation as to why PSR breaches are deemed far more serious than acts of "deception and concealment". Yes, these are the offences of a previous regime at Chelsea. But inconsistencies run through the PL's defence and their reputation is damaged. They can’t hide from a controversy of this magnitude.

@IanHollo @premierleague They are so corrupt that they don’t even try to hide it anymore, you watch corruption every week in front of your eyes & they know nothing or no one can stop it! football governance died with Sepp Blatter, the biggest mafia boss in human history!

This stinks of @premierleague corruption once again, makes me feel physically 🤮🤮🤮

@AVFCOfficial @Paulmcgrath5 Can someone please explain why this is not offside & interference?

A message to you, from @PaulMcGrath5 💚

@av_josh1 Yeah but who is responsible for bringing him back?

This is exactly why I despise Bailey, HE was at fault and couldn’t even be arsed to look Emery in the eyes. Fuck off #avfc

@JoeDonnohue They are not errors, they are deliberate decisions.

💻 Leeds United should have been awarded a penalty for Luke O'Nien's foul on Pascal Struijk, a Premier Lge panel has ruled. Newcastle's Jacob Ramsey shouldn't have seen second yellow for simulation vs Man Utd, too. VAR has made 18 errors this season. fourfourtwo.com/competition/va…

@StanCollymore So what are you saying Stan, that the whole thing is corrupt? 🤣 I have always said that a teams ownership group, should challenge these rules in the courts, because of the effect on direct investment by owners & their ability to pay down a deficit.

I think any progressive and ambitious Premier League club should now spend whatever they like and push the boundaries way past compliance. Because if you only receive a paltry fine for adding players who materially helped you win trophies then it's worth it. Was massively pro spending rules but clubs illegal spending prior to PSR isn't being punished at all and I bet those clubs are pissing themselves, all while clubs with the money to compete with them today are having to audit every fucking toilet roll, with promising home grown players being horsetraded like meat in order to comply with PSR. Clubs and supporters should always support rules which protect our clubs from themselves at times, but dishing out fines that some clubs can find from the back of the boardroom sofa while directly profiting from the players "illegally" purchased makes a mockery of the system.