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@cutiieepie6 Flora

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@misspaulalondon Bravissimo dont use tape measures either

M&S stops using tape measures for its bra fittings - and staff must size women by EYE. How utterly stupid! dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@_rchl91 His colour had nothing to do with it, he was a thick twat lol

Jeremy Clarkson is a racist old man who hates young Indian men. #wwtbam #whowantstobeamillionaire

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Cmon it was completely set up!

Incredible how calm and relaxed President @realDonaldTrump is sounding at this presser, given another would-be assassin just tried to kill him. He is astonishingly resilient.

@LoudOutside She posts things like this cos she knows it gets a reaction

Woman orders salmon eggs benedict at a brunch spot but complains the dish is "completely wrong" because one egg slid off the salmon and the hollandaise was on the side. She starts filming and demands a manager — and ends up being asked to leave

@theSNP We've been waiting years for independence! Westminster won't allow it so why bother

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Martin Compston: “C’mon Scotland! This is it. Vote to lock out Reform. Vote for independence. Both votes SNP on Thursday 7th May.”

@honeyonmyhands @louisprteam_ 1, it's megan thee stallion that said it plus 2, Tom is married to someone else

@louisprteam_ She can finally be with tom Huddleston again sis

@louisprteam_ Exact same reason Megan Thee Stallion gave when she just announced her split!! Check your facts

@ShakeLS Wow you are delulu

Kate Middleton making an ill advised move to hug this grandpa and he places his hands on her thighs to catch a feel. She very quickly removes his hands, whole scene looking totally uncomfortable.

@modernhistory He got older?? It happens lol

What happened to Tom Hardy?

@ShakeLS @Mu_Ri_Elle Successful?? You're delusional

@Mu_Ri_Elle Exactly. They realised Harry and Meghan are successful. They are coming back.

Zara Philips, Princess Anne's daughter has been making money nonstop from her association with the royal family while almost never giving anything back. She and her husband live rent free at Princess Anne's estate that was gifted from the Queen, they travel the world getting freebies and promoting products. Same with her brother Peter who bankrupted 4 businesses and the Queen and princes Anne paid of his debts. Zara gave an interview recently talking about how the Queen her grandmother loved rain coats. Harry and Meghan are doing exactly what they agreed with the Queen. Pursuing personal business success and philanthropic endeavours. So keep crying. It's all hollow barking.

@lady_valor_07 Happy Pharrell Williams. Doesn't make me happy 🤬

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

@ZOrtiz99 Iv seen more meat on a matchstick!!

What would you call this body type?!

@Matt_Pinner Cujo

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Matt_Pinner Fud

Just one word.

@Fagnerjfs @sofia3973 Youre so wrong. Overtime is voluntary

@sofia3973 infelizmente o funcionário é obrigado a fazer pelos menos 2 horas extras, se solicitado.

Boss: “You're 10 minutes late.” Employee: “I stayed an hour late yesterday to finish your ‘urgent’ job.” Boss: “That's appreciated... but rules are rules.” Employee: “Understood.” The next day ⬇️

@cutiieepie6 Alfred

We need a rediculous old boy name.

@lorahmoe I'm a baker, do you want nail varnish in your cupcake, cupcake??

Girls that don't get manicures and pedicures.... Why???

@Matt_Pinner Hell no!!

To the women who are on this app, be honest Are you OKAY with a man claiming to be a woman using the ladies room if you're in there? 🤷🤔

@reece_dinsdale He'll just blame a junior for it like he did when the apes were posted with Obamas faces

Keep it classy, Don. 🤦‍♂️ The whole world is being held to ransom by a madman and there’s bugger all anyone is/can do about it. What a time to be alive. 😱