Lexi Anderson

The idea of dating makes me want to vomit

@SamanthadonB Hi it’s me 🙋🏼‍♀️ I’m right here

where the love of my life @ ?????

@SamanthadonB Oh man this is too relatable

i have come to the conclusion… my heart is broken. and by broken i don’t mean hurt, i mean out of commission. it simply doesn’t work anymore.

@ebaniexsav This makes me so happy

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

LMFAO

Honestly my favourite people in my life are the ones who I can send memes back and forth too consistently and occasionally check in with. Y’all the real MVPs

Can people who aren’t educated in nutrition stop giving bad nutritional advise. I swear to god gym tok is so damn toxic, I can’t.

Me watching Love is Blind wondering how the hell these dress shops are managing to alter these dresses in under a week??

I will never understand why Americans wear their shoes in the house

Tired of always feeling defeated

@rengedfern 💕💕

@1997jellybean you always bring my existence happiness and today this is how you did so, thank you very much love ❤️

is paddle boarding that hard? I have been manifesting this version of me doing yoga on my paddle board at the beach across the street from my house and I so want to be that girl but I have no hand eye coordination and am not strong

@rengedfern Paddle boarding alone will build up that strength, it’s more of a workout than it looks. If you’re wanting to do SUP yoga I personally find hard shells are easier to balance on compared to the inflatable ones! You’re probably a lot stronger than you think you are 🙂

but like I feel like if I buy the paddle board and work on just standing on it or sitting on it and meditating then that is a step towards being a yogi paddle boarder

Catch me getting down on one knee

Don’t know if I should be impressed or concerned that every single birthday post with a photo of me I’m absolutely hammered

Whoever the nark was thanks for providing us future comedy

HAJAAHHAJAH I ASKED MY BFFS MY RED FLAGS

For those people who think planks slow down time, obviously you haven’t done a 3 minute hover going through “sticky mud” in spin class #killme