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It’s actually crazy how job applications ask if I stay calm in stressful situations. I don’t even stay calm in relaxing situations💀

CAN I GET A GAME WHERE THE DPS CAN ACTUALLY HIT A FUCKING SHOT #overwatch

This is what I imagine psychic does #Pokemon

@heracrvss Ralts

what pokémon will always be on your team if it’s in the pokédex for that game?

@Poke_Mythology Gusts / tides

Game: Sword / Shield DLC: Armor / Crown Game: Scarlet/Violet DLC: Teal / Indigo Game: Winds / Waves DLC: ??? / ???

@McDonalds make the steakhouse stack a permanent item on the menu

Why is Pokemon allergic to indoors now? Why does everything have to be a stall?

Blizzard needs to sort out their matchmaking holy shit. I went from diamond 1 to nearly being in master, down to plat 1, almost plat 2 because I keep getting people playing with their monitor and headset off

Why is it every comp game I get, the opposite team is favoured?? Every game I lose (which is a lot the past two days) I get the 'consolation' modifier and braindead teammates 🥲

Why am I getting golds on my team in Diamond 😭

@JosephMorris21 I wish I knew 🥲

@19Chappers99 Why are you getting new players in Diamond? They should be shuffled to placements or Bronze/Silver

Why am I the only person with more than 13 minutes play time

@JoroJrn So are you just fucking other dudes whilst all the women stay virgins?

@mewtwonited I went from D1 to D4 in a day because I kept getting people who couldn’t aim or were trying Venture for the first time 😔

One game I get a top 500 dps on their main role on my team, the next one I get a new player with less than 20 hours on the game. Why is the matchmaking so dogshit this season?

@mewtwonited I had a Genji and Sombra who wouldn't switch but expected everyone else to switch even though they were doing no damage...

Support players expect everyone to swap but themselves

@starkin_x Comp is the same, went from diamond 1 to diamond 5 in the space of a day because of people not knowing what they're doing. Or just can't aim

QP is so unbearable right now. I‘m only getting on teams with completely new players who just run in and die/sups just standing back in Narnia while the enemy team has at least decent players. I think I‘m gonna take the risk and just q only comp (maybe stadium) for now 👀

@kxsmos The other support said this to me earlier whilst they were DPSing as Juno

you could literally healbot the whole game and the 2/9 dps who can’t hit shit will still put “healers???” in the chat I cannot LMAOO

I keep track of the shows and movies I watch, this time round I finished Stargate, Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis and Stargate: Universe. Total rating of them is an 8/10

Had Venture in atleast 5 games of comp... Lost every one of them games with that dogshit character on my team

Genuinely think that people who ban Jetpack Cat in comp can't aim #Overwatch2

Jetpack Cat is the best addition to Overwatch