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Acceptable XMas music

@Kaitlyn_boss @VABVOX 😯

@VABVOX @19_bails this shit actually works!

Okay, if you say "Lumos" into your phone's microphone 🎤, your flashlight will turn on and if you say "nox," it will turn off. Who freaking knew?

“I took an advil, before the advil”

“Fast pass that with Nickleback” 🤘🏼

“If you don’t fuck w Creed, you don’t fuck w me.”

“I put my AirPods in and put on 10hr loop of a box fan to sleep”

“He spent $80 at the concession stand and beer was $2”

“Have you heard about our lord and savior funnel cake?”

Particularly about Ric Flair and the Hell on a Plane episodes 👀

@braincandypod just listened to the most recent ep. And it made me think of Dark Side of the Ring, it’s a docuseries on WWE and some of the stories/backgrounds are insane. I need to know what Susie thinks!

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

Creed radio on Spotify 🤌🏼

Andy Milanokis went hard

Pedro Pascal as mushrooms. A thread.

“I once did third shift at Toys R Us”

life is just one long bit

🥲

@ Bailey-sandell tysm