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Benjamin Landry

@1BenjaminLandry

Poet/Teacher/Author of MERCIES IN THE AMERICAN DESERT, PARTICLE AND WAVE and BURN LYRICS. Alas, I cannot turn it off.

Beyond Upstate Katılım Kasım 2019
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Acyn@Acyn·
Jr: We need Republican like dog catchers because who knows what they're going to do with those dogs. We've been seeing the videos, I don't know. They’re like.. how dare you say that was a dog? Like it's a dog, it's a cat. It's something with four legs and really small. I can tell you what it's not, it's not a rib eye, it's not something any of you have ever barbecued before. I can assure you that.
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Men in Blazers
Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
BOURNEMOUTH LEAVE MAN CITY'S TITLE CHALLENGE BRUISED. Cherries secure first ever win in 20 league games against Pep Guardiola's side, giving South Coast club one of the greatest results in its history ❤️
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Benjamin Landry
Benjamin Landry@1BenjaminLandry·
At least one #Trump supporter was upset about him fellating his #microphone: Vladimir Putin, who, when he learned of it, exclaimed, “I thought we were exclusive!”
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Benjamin Landry@1BenjaminLandry·
Just hearing about Trump’s mic-job. Someone tell me, did he spit or swallow?
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
Am old enough to remember when Arteta's Arsenal were defensively impregnable 🛑
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
Salah bending time and space with this pass to Curtis Jones 👀
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
The moment Man City won it, in the process making it a club-record 31 Premier League games without defeat. 💪 An explosion of relief 😅
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@MenInBlazers 2 minutes later, they nearly concede on a turnover playing out of the back. 🎢😅😰
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
Happiness ❤️😍❤️
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Benjamin Landry@1BenjaminLandry·
When he tried to amend the path of Hurricane Dorian with a Sharpie, the fumes must have gotten to his brain.
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
It was the darkest of times it was the dumbest of times.
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Ron Filipkowski
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
This might be the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in politics.
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