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girl whatever you’re going through right now as long as you’re not pregnant you’ll be fine

@rubytherad I could not relate more 😂

I get to thinking im getting hotter, but man I cannot deny… I also am getting blinder 😶‍🌫️

People calling him a golden retriever like bitch that’s Clifford…

When you find out you go to the same wax specialist… 😂

@NSFmyemployers omg I just noticed your pic 😭 bed girlies unite

@Alyssaisnthere You condone such a thing? :o

Filled out one of those surveys to see if I could be an egg donor and sadly I do too many substances and my eggs are worthless ;(

Doesn’t change the fact that he’s always trying to take all my earnings

My hairstylist just gave me a g of his homegrown weed to try 😂

I’ve been thinking these last few months that I’m getting 8 hours of sleep a day and still waking up tired and downloaded a sleep monitoring app and it’s telling me of those 8 hrs, I’m actually sleeping 6 🥲

@asianbabyg0th I’d see this

@nat_rodriguez7 😭

@dj_stonio He’s been sent on a one way ticket to hell

Lots to celebrate today: my cousin’s wedding anniversary, my uncle’s birthday, me cutting off a textbook narcissist/ white savior

They need to come out with a Sims movie next

@badbeebin I think it’s the opposite lol

Every time I’m on a delta flight they play Kacey Musgraves before we take off 😂

Really tempted to buy a Pokémon Center Sleeping Espeon plush 🥺