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@yabaleftonline How does brightness relate to his job vecancy? Make he go purchase robots from Elon.

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We have had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we are still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo & hook up culture” — Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda

@Nyaburinyauma Your wife forgot to clean up after shape shifting back to human.🤦

Every time I clean beneath my bed, I keep coming across these strange things… any idea what they might be? Should I be concerned?

@onlyonepriest1 Dem sabi the consequences of dealing with the devil. No demonic spirits gives power, wealth, or influence without receiving anything in return, and the greatest consequences is the spirit having unlimited accessibility to the user/host.

Your juju make person buy car and see where you dey live🤔

@ObaUqr You're soo lucky nah touch you need some of us own nah revival cause it's dead.🤦

God please, touch my CGPA🥹😭

@Alamin_bashir00 @ibn_wittig Connection to the HR/HRM, is different from having connection to the CEO/CFO of an organization.😂 Connection is like money it differs in value.

@1Darevid1 @ibn_wittig You’ll know your connections are useless when you reach the interview and see people calling their own ‘connections’ on the phone. That’s when connection cancels out connection lol

If you graduate with a 2:2 and try to apply for graduate trainee programmes, that’s when you’ll realize why people are so strict about ‘facing your studies.’ It’s an entirely different ball game for third-class graduates.

@WithBukky People look smart when you don't talk to them until you approach them and see what doesn't meet your experience.🤦

Things you wish you knew? Undergraduate Edition 🎓

@RecruitmentPq As long as I've never seen Oando, Seplat and shell run employment vecancy, then nothing is impossible.😂

Do you think only first class graduates have a chance in oil and gas?

@Sbrownxix Funny thing be say he fit bring him mama own join to make him new friends proud.😂

"Go bring your papa credit card"

@DanzelAlex Can he try it with a grenade? I wan see something.

What was bro trying to prove 🤔

@CHARMAINE45217 My phone charging pot tight pass some of you women.

Power banks lasts longer than men💯💯💯💯💯

@Konstant4231 Just talk say the 3wks too small for you, make dem just add 1 more wk(1 month all together).😂

Most students are not in favor of the proposed three-week retraction. Many who reside far from campus had already commenced their journeys after management mandated an immediate evacuation of the hostels before 7 a.m. In fact, several students were compelled to trek long distances like Awo Hall and Moremi to the campus gate just to secure transportation home. Rather than enforcing a retraction, it would be far more constructive to utilize this period to address the inefficiencies in the transport system and carry out essential maintenance across the campus, ensuring a smoother and more conducive environment upon students’ return.

@nwangodongodo1 @SaharaReporters The police man carried out an act of jungle justice on a suspect, which was soo unprofessional, such act deserves a befitting punishment.

@1Darevid1 @SaharaReporters Even if it was deserved, nobody made that policeman a court. And the last time we checked, there was no death sentence on that victim.

WATCH: Disturbing Video Shows Moment Nigerian Policeman Executing Handcuffed Man

@Iam_lordmayor OAU is the best place to learn about the foundation of politics and unrealistic decision making techniques.😂

The management of OAU is funny😂 You are shutting down the school for three weeks, do you think that when students come back, the agitations would magically disappear?

@sxxftboydapzyy @staydowndustin Greatest Gbas Gbos.😂

Greatest gba gba

@AkodiLoveth @Wizarab10 The guy nah prophet he don see am before e happen.

@Wizarab10 Chai 😂😂🥲 The fact that he is even laughing about it

She has been redeemed 😊

@paula_nays81702 Nigeria be like the Movie "From" you no fit run go anywhere.😂

children of nowadays, Tinubu😂 this pikin understood the assignment.

@SintolyB @Bigdraxxx7 Normal standings, who wan turn subject of the formula(Scape goat).😂

@1Darevid1 @Bigdraxxx7 Student craze.. Dem go dey hype you join

Fresher say lecturer no correct 😀

@SintolyB @Bigdraxxx7 In Mavo voice "Fast fast, commot am". Nah 1.09.😂

@Bigdraxxx7 First semester 2.09 go shock him