SON OF KIBAKI 🫆

@newto_code_14 Mahn! Ilikuanga the best feeling siku ya kwenda home in style

Vitu hufanya highschool life to remain goated 😎🐐 nilikuwa nachukua nganya from Embu to Nairobi alfu nachukua Kensilver ya kurudi Meru😂💔

@uzu1989 Papery.me was a lovely note taking app. You took it down without notice If I am not wrong. How can I get my notes ? 🙏🙏

@LlewellynOuya I am i the only one who hasnt benefited from this ama ni uongo mnapenda kusambaza? I have used many bank apps to send via pesalink and they charge you higher

Yaani with Pesalink I can send upto sh 999,999 from my bank to another bank account at a cost of only 20 bob na chini ya 1k transaction ni free! Utamu tupu!

@infamouspapi_ @thelocalelf This is crazy 😂😂. Kwani they are bantus

@thelocalelf Hiyo kugura ndio imefanya sasa nione hawa ni wetu

My line is still up despite the expiry 🥲

Selling the coochie has to be the most profitable business because not a single lady has ever gone public to admit it didn't work

A HOE worst enemy is a GUY with a LOGICAL brain.

@methumuhia Real maumau huyu. What is "simama kiti"? 😂 direct translation

Every crown comes at a price. Wachana na one meal a day na kushinda gym, simama kiti. 12 kilos down.

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Ol Kalou rn 🔥

Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.

Kameme FM presenters getting ready for tomorrow 😂😂😂.

Mtapatia fundi wa kuiba kura heart attack 🤣🤣🤣

The whole country is celebrating I don't know why!👀

I have learnt a foolproof plan in Ol Kalou to make sure Ruto doesnt rig in 2027. 1. First of all, he doesn't have enough police: State police officers: 125,000 KDF: 24,000 GSU/Paramilitary: 11,000 Total: Estimated 160,000. Even with masked men, retired personnel and veterans, the number will be insignificant as they will be spread across Kenya. Kenyans need to frisk them or block them from entering polling stations. Masked men should be treated as thugs, disarmed and arrested if possible until elections are over. 2. Goons will not save Ruto by causing apathy. In Ol Kalou, women, the eldrely and the sick had voted by 8am..All abled men and women followed and voted by 11 am. Then came the young and able who ended up 'guarding' votes. This knocked a gap for chaos and rigging off the table. 3. Elections are between 4 am and 12pm. The rest of the time is rigging of votes. If we manage to replicate this in 2027, Ruto will be off our hairs in half a day. #RutoMustGo

Nikama rigging an election is not as easy as its said to be. 2027 tunastream live mpaka onlyfans,sugoi man will have to seek asylum in India before we catch him.

@BravinYuri SIRI NI NUMBERS JOO

Kenyans can learn a lot from the Ol Kalou by-elections.

Tushaona hapo Ol Kalou kumbe wantam ni posbo, aki 2027 kitaeleweka.

Wale wa Ruto has never lost an election wanasemaje?

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