Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. bit.ly/11ay7Df Robin Williams #Jokes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? bit.ly/11ay7Df Groucho Marx
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Oh, why could I not be made of stone, like thee! bit.ly/11ay7Df Charles Laughton #Jokes
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Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before. bit.ly/11ay7Df Arthur Guiterman #Jokes
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance bit.ly/11ay7Df Tim Allen
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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. bit.ly/11ay7Df Elayne Boosler #Jokes
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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. Groucho Marx
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. bit.ly/11ay7Df Marty Feldman
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. bit.ly/11ay7Df Will Rogers #Jokes
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The more things change, the more they remain the same. bit.ly/11ay7Df Alphonse Karr #Jokes
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. bit.ly/11ay7Df #Jokes
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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. bit.ly/11ay7Df Janeane Garofalo #Jokes
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I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night. bit.ly/11ay7Df Chris Elliott #Jokes
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. bit.ly/11ay7Df Maurice Chevalier #Jokes
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I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. bit.ly/11ay7Df Mike Myers #Jokes
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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you. bit.ly/11ay7Df #Jokes
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. bit.ly/11ay7Df Steven Wright
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Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. bit.ly/11ay7Df Irvin Cobb #Jokes
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. bit.ly/11ay7Df Chris Farley
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