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I fit just dey crack joke for myself dey laugh..na self love.

This drake English don too much for me, make I go listen to Asake

@splashkel Make dem no use tongue activate dormant nerves for there 🤣🤣🤣

Babe go suck your preeq today go suck another man preeq today today! You think say na tomorrow i wan talk? no bro today

@rxchxrdszn Na so pikin wey dem born after 49 miscarriages just take go

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury. I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation. When they finally told me I would be on the White House card, they mentioned Islam and I didn’t hesitate for a second to accept the fight. Even though the fight hadn’t been officially confirmed yet, the White House card was going to be announced the next day. And when I woke, I found out that Islam had gotten injured. And then Justin Gaethje appeared. Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape. Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell. Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people. It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.

There’s no deeper hell than being fully aware you’re wasting your potential.

50-42, 50-44, 49-45 (😑) This was a beautiful display of MMA skill 🌹

Everybody has their thing man 😭

watching jjk season 3 and gaslighting myself into thinking idk what happens in the manga

This is a do or die year ngl the whole trajectory of my life depends on this year

You just had to be there man

My biggest red flag is that I’m always subconsciously prepared to spend the rest of my life alone.

“man I wish I had today off” me on my days off:

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

i h8 when people try to speak fear into my plans … like fck u loser

i’m confident about my potential like crazy, i just need time

YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY

Nigga ruined his entire life being horny.