buckle up

Pat is such a middle aged white lady name

Tom Brady u look like ur 14 but u also look like ur 50

I took my waaaaaaaaaaaapppppp to polaaaand

@IAmSteveHarvey *you’re

Go where your appreciated.

@SeBass52 @machar131 @ConanOBrien @POTUS *their

Hey @POTUS, now do gambling debts. Please, these guys have my cat.

do you think the Kia Soul hamsters explored each others bodies

@cava When is the one in Brewer's Hill (Baltimore) opening up?

Today we're celebrating the opening of our 200th CAVA location! We're so grateful for all of the delicious moments shared and can't wait to break bread, er, pita in lots of new cities soon.

is there really such thing as “double vaxxed” ?

what the

Naming my bong Donkey so that when it rips I can say “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

First of all why is baby Yoda trying to be Harry Potter and second of all “muggle fucker” just does not match this vibe at all here… Horrible gift

omg @KimKardashian's SNL monologue was actually hilarious

@TheOnion @machinegunkelly

Megan Fox Worried Machine Gun Kelly Only With Her To Meet Transformers bit.ly/3iXsSZ2

@theHetal nah

Is your profile pic really you?

The most important thing you can do after tonight is to unfollow Pieper and Brendan. Let’s make their plan backfire, we have the power. #BachelorInParadise

@lillewdme @tillamundo What is himbo?

What is your current mood? Reply in gifs

How is this comfortable at all