#1 Malamar Truther

//i just realized i never said i was taking a break from this guy. I've just not been feeling well mentally and I don't think i can do this as well.

@PitcherPoison //i forgot to say i was taking a break im sorry

he hasnt posted in two days i think he fucking died

@pokemonpatches where was this for malamar

Serperior - Increased Sp. Atk from 75 to 105. - Added Draco Meteor, Make It Rain, and Clangorous Soul to Serperior’s movepool

@JohtonianChamp poor thing can't catch malamar

@PitcherPoison you're just never gonna let that go huh

I miss you, Victreebel.

ok either im high or there's a giant ribombee over there

@DracovishGlazer [GENERATING...] [GENERATING...] [GENERATION COMPLETE. YOUR BANGER TWEET IS "she fiscous on my rend til' i crit"]

❤️OOMFSGPT❤️Please generate me a PokéTwt account that the Unovan people and the Slowpoke would absolutely love!!!

ignore the snorlax i couldn't get rid of him

some moron took me out of my home, WONDER TRADED ME, and now I'm in galar. great.

i can't have peace for FIVE MINUTES

what am i gonna do with fly???

🟠: Aight, dat's it. I'm tired a humorin ya. If ya aint gonna fight back imma just end it! [Okidogi used Drain Punch!] [Okidogi used Drain Punch!] [Opposing Scizor Fainted] 🟠: An dats what happens when ya step ta Big Okidogi. And dont'cha forget it. #JohtoRoyale

making this my wallpaper

@FattestFaerie why am i not in there I'm not 4'11" just for show

i'm a big boy with big boy moves like uhh twinkle tackle 💪

@AlternateCosmi what if we did this with malamar instead

We should start a trend where we take a random picture and add a joltik to it and not mention it at all

@AlolanWrestler girls you're both fat

YA CALLED ME FAT FIRST YA LIAR!!

@Sabrina_Luver still can't hit me

Would you guys love the psychic master still if she was aroace?

feels good to be blue again

@Crustle_route18 well get your eyes checked you rock thing

@1MalamarFan Kinda