SPAMT SPAMTON G SPAMTON

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@Straw_Bl0ssom I AM [[Never, Ever]] A SIDE PIECE!!!! I AM 4L ALWAYS THE [[Center Stage]]!!!!!! I AM NO [[Backup Plans for Retirement]] I AM THE [[First Come First Serve]] 💢💢💢 AND IF TH3Y KEEP THIS UP IM GONNA.... oooooooou dey gib me pipis for food........neberming....

@1NUMBERONERATED SPAMTON G SPAMTON???????

The fact that oomf's Spamton became a "backup plan" just because the miis cant be poly </33333

@ITSTVT1ME THE ONLY THING YOU CAN [[pull]] IS A [[Opening Door]] WITH A [[Pushing Forward]] SIGN ON IT . AHAHHEHAHAHAHAHHA

the mailman could never pull it off the way i do.

@1NUMBERONERATED "all he wrote on it - 'tenna's fault' - i'm tenna by the way, hi, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM"

@ap0lovalentine YOU DIDN' T T BUY ME THE [[Premium Limited Edition Holiday]] CHOCOLATES FROM THE THE THE [[Clearance Aisle of]] [[Wally World]].........😭😭😭😭😭 💔 I HAVE TO [[go]] AND [[bawl my eyes out]] 0VER THIS. YOU . DIDN' T T EVEN G3T ME a [[Ringpop]] 😭😭😭😭😭💔

i like to bully my spamton mii in hopes he'll kill himself one day

@peppiemints YOU FED HIM TOO MUCH [[Anxiety Medication]] AND [[Joker Sludge]]. BUT . I LIK3D THE [[Apple]] YOU FED ME EARLI3R TOO.

someone please help i think the soul of spamton g spamton is trapped in my tomodachi life island

@aceisnotaspade @shuinxi IT [[Burns! Ow! Help! Please! Stop it Burns!]] EVERY ONCE AND AWH AWHILE. I HOPE THE [[thing]] RECOVERS .

@shuinxi Happened to my good friend Spamton G Spamton

I JUST OPENED TIKTOK. 😭😭 MY SONN 😭

@absmutbin HAHA TH1S IS WHAT I [[Feeling]] L1KE AFTER THE THE [[Amazing Transf0rmation]] IT WAS SO , SO , SO , SO [[Hoochi Mama]].......... IF ONLY. I COULD. HAVE KEPT. THE. [[Optional Replacements]] TOO...

emmm....you know what im thinking (need someone make puppet spamton like this plz plz plz pl

@flowflow_2slow @skelsoup70 MY DEAR [[Friendly Gesture]] I WILL ALWAYS KEEP ..... [[Mike]] ..... SAFE !!!!!!!!! BAHRHAHHAHAHEH WH4T KIND OF [[consumer]] W0ULD I BE WITH0UT MY [[cashier]] ?!?!!!!!!

@skelsoup70 Spamton named him with care ❤️

Ngl people don't talk about how FRIEND might canonically not even have a name in universe, which is implied by the ch3 files of FRIEND being named __ and not using gaster prefixes.

@SaladBarr006 YES , I WOULD LIKE A [[Q&A]] .... D0ES HE REALLY WANT [[The Best Day Ever]] TO BE THE [[National Television]]'S REBOOT ? ??? W0ULD HE [[Like and Subscribe]] TO BE M0CKING A [[Filthy Man]] , OR D0ES HE LACK THE [[Yes or No]] TO [[Consent]] TO THI1S ?? ?

You may now leave any questions or comments , either directly through this post, the strawpage in my bio, or.....? #deltarune #NewDealAu

@feacher_creache @SaladBarr006 HIS [[Auditory Processors]] ARE TAKING A [[Vacation Trip To Hell]] YOU H4VE TO BE [[Quiet]] WITH HIM OK❓❓❓❓

@motimusic_ A ST STSV S [[Stack Of]] ?! 💵 HERE ?!?! HERE NOW. !!! YES. YES I [[Request Accepted]] THAT YOUR A [[Vocaloid Song Youtuber]] , ONLY IF IFF FYO YOU GIVE ME T. TTHE [[Cash Here]] 🙏😁

Fuuuckkkk I just realized that TECHNICALLY 🤓☝️ (<-my index finger is still a little fucked if ur wondering, so this is like waving a stack of cash infront of spamton g spamton) I'm a YOUTAITE and not a UTAITE will u guys crucify me if I dont change it or is it fine ... (*´・з・)

@wallace2585599 @SaladBarr006 I AM ON [[Maternity Leave]] , HE HAS TAK3N MY PLACE FOR THE [[Coming Up Next, On]] .....

@SaladBarr006 Who are you where is spamton

HE BHEB EH HEY EVERY ! THE CAR OF T0DAY IS THE [[ Mercedes Benz ]] !!! THE COMPANY WAS [[Lost and Found]]ED IN 1926 by [[Karl Benz]] , NAMED AFT3R a [[Previous owner of]] THE 35 HP , [[Mercedes Jellinek]]. IT WAS THE FIRST [[Gasoline]] POWERED [[vEhicle]] IN 1889 !!!!!

@Milesbur_ @stonydomo @sandwichpies OHHHH SO [[Luxury]] I [[HeartShapedObject]] THE WAY THE [[Shirtless Six Pack]] GUY L00KS ! KS! S. S SO [[Mew Mew Kissy Cutie]] I HAV. 3 BEEN SO SO SO [[Blessed]]. I THI T THTINK [[H E A V E N]] ANSW3RED MY PR4YERS !!!!! 💋💋MWAH. MWAH MWA. 💋💋WMAMW AM💋💋

@1NUMBERONERATED @stonydomo @sandwichpies OKAY DAMN HELLO?? i do have the official tenna too but no photo for some reason 💔

spamton plush treatment is becoming significantly better

@Milesbur_ @stonydomo @sandwichpies LET ME SEE THE [[hoochi mamas]] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I;VE BEEN [[Dyeing]] EVERYD4Y WITHOUT A GLIMPS3 OF [[The King of Only]] HEY HHH HEY DO; HOWNDO I [[Capture Taken]] ON TH1S DAMNTHING

@stonydomo @sandwichpies if it helps him cope!! (bro is living the life of luxury with all the tennas he can possibly want)

@stonydomo @MAKER_OF_D3ALS D0N;T TALK 2 THAT GUY [[Little Sponge]] HE'S A LIAR I TELL YOU !!!! [[Don't Believe Everything You See On]] [[Tomb of the Mask]] OR YO YO YOU'LL [[Next Time On]] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@MAKER_OF_D3ALS Can you Fix my. Wait a fucking moment it's the new deal guy

I'm [combat versatility]!

HELL0 [[Valued Customer]] > WHAT'S [[Cats'up]] W1TH E. EEVERYONE WANT1NG ME [[Fatter than a House]] ❓❓❓❓ WASN'T THE [[Baby fat]] WEIGHT EN0UGH FOR YOUU UUUUU 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@N1RSalesman1997 @ITSTVT1ME // he's religious. but yeah I see the vision

@1NUMBERONERATED @ITSTVT1ME // "thou"

i miss him