Not Rick Moranis

I know this is an insane thing to say after the first period of the period of the preseason, but Jenik's gameface gives me Alfie vibes

@volcaholic1 Putin just found his new corpse hole

OMG, this is probably the deepest sinkhole I've seen. It's just been discovered in the Ulyanovsk region in Russia....😳 How deep do you think it is? Please share.

@SimmerDownCIH , @CudasCorner , @SensCentral , @Senators , @TSN1200 @PxPOttawa , @Matty_In_Perth , @MarcMethot3 , @GordWilson

Dear Ottawa Senators fans, I'm done on this platform. I can't stand Musk, and am sick of the constant AI porn ads. I'm moving over to B l u e S k y which seems to be a decent replacement. I hope to see you all there! #GoSensGo

What an unbelievable period. The Sens were getting DOMINATED for the first half, then we end up with a 4-0 lead?!

🚨 It’s #TicketTuesday RT & follow @facesottawa for your chance to win 2 FRONT ROW tickets to the #GoSensGo vs St. Louis next Tuesday night! 🏒 #ottawa

@theromdog @reporterchris @NHLPlayerSafety Get your blinders off, that was dangerous

@reporterchris @NHLPlayerSafety Clean hits getting fines now?

Oliver Ekman-Larsson has been fined $5,000 by @NHLPlayerSafety for his reverse-hit interference on Jake Guentzel in last night's Toronto-Tampa game.

@Shannon91200891 @timedilator @vidsthatgohard It's pretty infuriating to hear someone disparaging people that don't have the means to make something like this. Of course we would want that for our kids!

@timedilator @vidsthatgohard Exactly. My kids would be playing on that too if we had a huge backyard and tons of money to build him a warrior course ha ha

This is what happens when you don’t give your kid an iPad

@Senators Missed that smile

Ask and you shall receive 😀

@nicholas_devens @PA_Voter_34 You are lost people

Pennsylvania Early Votes 🔵Dems: 580,073 🔴GOP: 254,424 🟡NPA: 87,233 🔵Democratic Firewall: +325,649 Democrats are at 65.1% of reaching their firewall goal of +500,000 votes. They were at 58.9% on Friday

@DForsterSensFan @SensRedMen It's mainly the negatives I don't get. There's been a couple of games I thought Klevin was great and the bar had him far too the left even though no, or 1 goal against.

@SensRedMen @1SensFan1 Left scores are negative. Right scores are positive. Take a wild guess.

Someone explain these charts to me like I'm 5.

What a move! I'd be nervous in that hospital now though

@KwayZeeOne @krassenstein We're just throwing anything out there now eh?

@krassenstein Would they hire Kamala with her drinking problem? Her anti-christian rhetoric?

Liz Cheney: “If you wouldn't hire somebody to babysit your kids, you shouldn't make that guy the President of the United State” Can anyone honestly say that they would let Trump babysit their kids?

@AesPolitics1 Any interviewer should ask him to say specifically, "The conduct that took place on January sixth was unacceptable, and should never happen again." He'll never say it.

This Harris ad is fucking amazing.

@TSN1200 Coyotes?

Johnson: Sens have to be ready for an attacking Coyotes team post.futurimedia.com/cfgoam/playlis…

@alexadamsBTP_ Hart baby!

After 5 games Jake Sanderson is 2nd in the league in scoring for a defenceman with 7 points. Way way way too early but great start. If his offence holds, he will be in discussion for a certain trophy with his teammate's last name on it. #Sens

@Danny33boy @RBHyndman Ok

@RBHyndman You might as well wiped your ass with $5

So happy I finally jumped on this before it’s too late today. #GoSensGo

@smolfoodenjoyer @RBHyndman Same

@RBHyndman I got this one at 15000 preseason. He’s a stud and this will hit if the sens perform well this season. Glhf

@curiosityonx There are ETs on our dot

There has to be life on one of these dots.

Someone else pointed it out, but it's definitely worth remembering that all new Sens babies might be affecting their dads' sleep schedules. So I'm cutting those guys some slack.