Layminator

Me promising my girl I won’t do blow with the boys (I will)

Me when I yell the N word and someone says “who said that” and I point at my wife

@AdameMedia How jeWs look at you when you tell them not to slaughter an entire country

“I'M FROM ISRAEL, I'M A MODEL, IF YKYK” GUY: “FREE PALESTINE” 🇵🇸 Priceless 👌🏼 twitter.com/Partisan_12/st…

Me and the boys leavin the bar tonight after 4+ hours on the lake, a 250$ unpaid tab, and 0 women talked to

@Breaking911 Nailed it

Video emerges showing rich kid Luigi Mangione crushing a beer at a frat party

@VivaLaStool @Fishbowl_Show @HeyDudeShoes Did the mean girls pod get a rebrand or something?

Do TSA workers hype each other up before their shifts? @Fishbowl_Show | @HeyDudeShoes

@SStricklandMMA The next time you start crying into another man’s arms on a podcast about how your dad raped you, why don’t you throw in a couple tears for da Jews and Native Americans then

There is a little irony in hating on Isreal for stealing land... Ok little white woman in America.. The land you live on... stolen..... The American wealth you're enjoying... slavery Its just funny. You reap all the benefits of colonization but condemn others.. just ironic..

@ZachVogt30 A college basketball player gambling while playing in the ballroom of a casino in the bahamas. Crazy! Just wait til you hear what Georgia football has been up to

Trey Galloway playing blackjack into the early hours of the morning before an AM tip-off game. This is Mike Woodson’s Indiana Hoosiers.

How I feel finding the bag of coke my buddy dropped on the floor of the bar (I will not be telling him I found it)

@NHL @87crosbycareer Connor McDavid could never

With his 600th NHL goal, Sidney Crosby has joined Wayne Gretzky in a highly exclusive club! 👀

@ContextFreeCBB “Who let them in the schools with our folk!”

@JeffDLowe 30$ for a Sydney Sweeney Gag reel is not overpriced guy

Pound for pound, this might be the most overpriced product from any category in existence.

@FilmUpdates She’s extremely ugly

Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon recreate viral Wicked meme.

@John_Fanta “Kentucky took advantage” every single call has gone Kentuckys way

The officials let a lot go over the last 90 seconds and Kentucky took advantage. Back-to-back buckets by Koby Brea and Brandon Garrison cut the Duke lead to 61-57 with 8:29 left. Timeout Jon Scheyer. Really good game.

@SeniorVPJoe @dhurley15 @UConnMBB @UConnHuskyAD @UConn6thBorough Male version of “Gen Z boss and a mini”

@CBBonFOX So cool he invented the too small celly

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@DucksFly08 @ZagMBB Yes beating team with their starters by 56 is a flex, meanwhile you guys playing that exact same team..

@1ayminator @ZagMBB Flexing Preseason sure lil bro

𝐃𝐮𝐛𝐬 only 😤

“Thanks babe I promise I’ll get the next round”

@Blutman27 Who’s got the plane video

There’s someone in this Auburn Basketball (non-plane) video that you should pay attention to

@barstoolsports @BFFsPod Women are barely sentient. In 6 weeks when all of this wears off shes going to feel like a fucking retard