Keep It Hush 🤐🤫

Had a better career than 99% of professional footballers. Multiple titles, 80+ England caps. Played at the highest level since he was 17 and he's burnt out by 31. What's wrong with that? These gimpy journos have been gagging to write these shit articles since 2014. Embarrassing.

Former assistant referee Darren Cann has suggested a new rule change which means no attackers are allowed in the six-yard box for corners. What do you think?🤔

“White South Africans are one of ours. I’ll choose a white man or woman over an African immigrant.” — A South African woman said as she defended a white South African woman during a heated confrontation with an African man, after telling him to stop using public hospitals in South Africa and go to a private hospital instead.

I'm not sure if I'm in Paris or Kinshasa.

🚨 Everton are targeting an ambitious summer rebuild, with four English players on their shortlist as they aim to push the club forward. 🔸 Ben White — Arsenal 🔸 Jack Grealish — Man City 🔸 John Stones — Man City 🔸 Liam Delap — Chelsea (Source: iPaper)

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “Dad Shoe” 😔

“We want the South African government to be paying us R1,000,000 for the rest of our lives. They can do it, our GDP is billions, that’s why these foreigners come here.” — Jobless South African Man