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what are the odds that he'd cook it, like an asshole, until the yolks look like olives
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The odds of discovering an egg with three yolks are incredibly rare just 1 in 25 million.
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The odds of discovering an egg with three yolks are incredibly rare just 1 in 25 million.


i think many of us have a "he made graduation" relationship with peggy that needs to end soon because he's been firmly in his yeezus "showing the signs" era for the last few years.

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