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all of my friends are so cool and smart and funny and creative and well-meaning and have good taste in music and dress well and

75 mg of venlafaxine is really that bitch

I will never forgive the vatican for depriving me of a filipino pope

i am one bad day away from starting a substack tread carefully

galifianakis is a beautiful name for a girl

girl who used to ask for my homework in AP bio just graduated from med school

blocking him on goodreads

time for my annual girls rewatch 😴 shedding my dull winter skin and experiencing my spring awakening

70° weather… played tennis and ate thai food w a visiting friend who i haven’t seen in a while… life really is beautiful

my dj set at cali clipper tn is going to slap no matter what bc pretty privilege

not the sandy liang x beats by dre collab

my pilates instructor is amy poehler on the substance

cannot get enough of the bleached eyebrow women making esoteric salads on my tl

this is the average addison rae insta post

agent on A&R call described an artist as "stripper meets deliverance"

talking to my brother on the phone is just us exchanging “want to hear something CRAZY” back and forth until one of us has to go

recent college grad reached out to me for a networking call .... life really does come full circle

i do the nyt connections using clairvoyance not logic

class clown in my zen yoga class today omf

love when i hang out w someone for the first time and they’re like “do you want to come to london w me in june”