•ChampMan•

Normalize rolling a spliff and a blunt during these tough times

@BlessedNjugush Uligongewa na jamaa wa nails, hope uli avenge lol

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Nitakuwepo. Wewe je?

RUTO MUST GO!

Zakayo amechukua 40 anadai kurudisha 10. Reject.

@Nyawira_h @Edd_Diandra Since 2002, by 2006 homeboy alikua na scandal ya 96M, 2009, Brazil mainfi scandal over 150M

Kumtoa is not enough, we need to have him, his families and his cronies in jail. We need to get all the money they have stolen since 2013

3 million Brazilians are demonstrating over state oil firm scam to remove the president while Kenyans just lament.

@_Kangchi_8 It always a Nigerian

Nigga thinks he's living a good life.... smh 💔

@RodgersKipembe Wewe na hio pesa yako yote si ungekua huko Cayman islands au Miami, nonsense

Kenya is so ugly.

@ivymuthe This is what happens when you get raised by a singleom

Kenyans online are roasting Homeboyz Radio host Jakes after he described githeri as “chakula ya farasi.” Some netizens have jokingly accused him of “trying to become the next Jeff,” comparing him to legendary journalist Jeff Koinange

@ragirasimchezo You are not a man of substance, go get a bra and a thong,

@1ian_brian Because I called a woman a bitch ama? Si mko na opinions za kikenya bana😂

The audacity of this bitch🤦🏽‍♂️🚮

@industryagain @hey_frannn @Ramsey_555 @MajimajiKenya This is something new proposed in feb this year

@1ian_brian @hey_frannn @Ramsey_555 @MajimajiKenya The WNBA provides housing. You people need to read the CBA before embarrassing yourselves here.

Kenyan Madina Okot is set to earn approximately $1.29 million (KES 168 million) after signing a landmark 4-year rookie contract with the Atlanta Dream worth after being selected 13th overall in the 2026 WNBA Draft. Alikuwa tu hapa Zetech University juzi. Mambo ya God! #Brekko

@hey_frannn @Ramsey_555 @industryagain @MajimajiKenya The WNBA does not give housing or accommodation unathani hii ni job za huko middle east?

@Ramsey_555 @industryagain @1ian_brian @MajimajiKenya Taxes approx. 25-30% and her housing is provided by WNBA.

Tuone kama mafuta ni cheap kwa watu wa tutam,

@carltonkitheka1 78% battery life hii make sure uko na power bank

My bro is trying to let go of his 128 GB iPhone 13 Pro Max It functions seamlessly, its only flaw is it's cracked at the back It has a battery health of 78% He's selling it at 50k (ono) If you can match that price or anything close feel free to DM Kindly RT 🙏🏾

Eeeh Kasongo

@LlewellynOuya These are the niggaz pale shule walikua wanasoma sana but fail, he's literally overly stupid

Kama unalipwa 50k and below huwezi afford sherehe

@Mastardcesh This dude is dumb mimi sai ningekua huko zanzibar in a dingy hotel with 2 thots

But my question is, how can a principal be so schupid adi anachukua pesa kwq nyumba. Sio pesa tu, millions of money. Ameenda kuweka pesa kwa kitanda ndo alalie😀 Zakayo naye alibahatika. Mimi ningesema sijaona pesa ya uyo dem. Pesa ni zangu za comedy. Naruka uyo dem vibaya. Guess iyo pesa ilikuwa ya kupora kwa tender ama pesa za shule. Ju a whole principal with bank account can't take millions to her house. She could have deposited. Wanasema kama mtoto wako amekuibia pesa, ata koti wanakataa. Enda sort mshida zenu kwa nyumba. The court can't even discuss it. Zakayo should not worry. That case will go nowhere aisee. But uyo mama ajue ni fala wa mafala.