lovetech

Someone please beat the shit out of me until i feel better

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" where i see myself in less than a year

you tell someone ur not a good person and they are shocked ur not a good person

@retiredreason sorry i'm bagging them all #nomorefishintheocean #greed

One day I will get a girlfriend amd Ill talk about them constantly and you'll all hate me

@retiredreason #iDoThis

Not afraid to admit calling your girlfriend mommy CAN be hot

when u lowkey piss urself at work thru ur jeans and everything because u drank a litre of water earlier and u accidentally bumped ur bladder into the corner of a table

y'all think i'm joking but i will kill myself

@angel2mental wan wan wan

@1lovetech1 wag wag wag

sadistic goth mommies hmu i beg

@PenguGroyper have you ever had sex with a woman in your life

You contribute nothing to society but looking disgusting and retarded

my fault i took all the bitches for myself

@SkyeBitez based

Introduced girlfriend to fwb, they're both currently making out while I lay in girlfriends arms. This shit is peak

@InTheArctica yo

@1lovetech1 wsp 🥹🥹

head so good it got me cleaning up my room