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29 yr old dad and general role model, degenerate, father to all wayward twitter daughters, I form the light and create the dark, I make peace and create evil🤘
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@vmichxlle_ death is not scary, it's what happens afterwards that is
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idk maybe because im not afraid of death
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I am not ashamed of being slightly uncomfortable at flying fifty thousand feet in the air at a thousand miles an hour in a glorified tin can filled with plastic and disease being piloted by unknown strangers locked behind three inches of steel for twelve straight unbroken hours
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My love language is screaming and pulling the skin from my own face with my fingers digging into my eye sockets until every exhale is more blood than carbon dioxide
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I am not ashamed of being slightly uncomfortable at flying fifty thousand feet in the air at a thousand miles an hour in a glorified tin can filled with plastic and disease being piloted by unknown strangers locked behind three inches of steel for twelve straight unbroken hours
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As a men you being scared of planes is the biggest ick and youre just being a fucken little cry baby
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@omgsidewalks make a real fucking challenge jesus fucking christ...
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@PupLuscious I am a responsible adult and can be trusted to not instantly abuse this 😈
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@1nternetDaddy Hello im very sofgy can u change my diaper plz:(?
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My bladder is so fucked I can hold for hours and hours except when im padded and suddenly I need to pee constantly
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@torturamente Mango or raspberry, and then I would lose a ton of weight by just gooning and sucking my own fingers all fucking day instead of snacking or smoking cigarettes
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@moonchild23580 Yes, I have seen it in the movements of the moon and the stars, the grace in which they dance across the astra satin above sings in a resounding chorus, it will happen, it has been ordained, there is not stopping what has already been set into motion
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