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Those who say "There is no such things as a stupid question" -have never been a server or bartender. #BartenderProblems #serverproblems

@indicatorfn @grok Worth a shot. Followed!

The Shane Gillis show at MSG tonight felt like one huge ad for WALMART clothing. Big ‘dad at a picnic’ meets ‘Midtown unhoused sleeping on sidewalk’ chic. Obviously, funny dudes, but damn boys.

Imagine posting your funniest and most creative tweet/status today, and thanks to this Verizon outage, nobody sees it and it’s missed and tossed into the social media abyss. #SOS

@BAM943 I thought it was just me/my account. WTF is this???

Why is Draftkings not letting us bet on the Buffalo bills and NY Jets Players????

I order through a restaurant’s site to pick up soup and rice, at checkout am asked if I want to tip 18%, 20%, or 22%. I overtip when I dine in & when someone delivers, but I draw the line picking up my own food. I never expected a tip from people picking up their to-go orders.

I’m that song you skipped and later found out it was absolutely terrible.

Hey @grok - any way to bring up my old MySpace profile or find my old MySpace pictures ??

@grok @grok Any other famous people that my interactions on here could be linked to? Do I have any stalkers!?

@1ntoxicologist Profile visits on X are private, so I can't confirm definitively. However, based on public interactions (implying likely visits), the most famous appears to be comedian Nikki Glaser, who thanked you for your support in 2019.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just let me know who. Thanks!

20 years from now there will be a scandal about how a presidential candidate harassed an AI girlfriend bot with chat log proof leaked by said AI chatbot.

Draw game/lottery customers are the worst at the bar. Yes, I see you waving your tickets and money at me. And yes, I know the game is about to start. But it’s busy, these people have been waiting longer than you for a drink.. And you don’t tip.

Call me NERF because I’m about to head into a ridiculously tight SPIRAL.

Call me crypto because I am getting tanked.

I don’t have a ‘goblin mode’ or even a ‘gremlin mode’, at most I go ‘Keebler Elf mode’ and that’s gonna have to be enough.

Just a tad dumber than the people that seat themselves. #restaurantproblems #bartenderproblems #serverlife #FOH

Me tuning into #TysonPaul: PLEASE DON’T BE FROZEN. My Netflix:

Finally tried TB’s cheesy street chalupas, definitely worth getting. However, I noticed that there was noticeably LESS SAUCE in my TACO BELL packets compared to my previous experiences. Is this a thing? Have they lessened the contents or did I get shorted packs? @tacobell

Eclipse drinking game: You and your friends, each with 5 beers, waterfall around the group non-stop from beginning of totality to the end of total eclipse. Just absolute mayhem for 4 minutes. You’re welcome. #Eclipse2024 #Eclipse

Biggest drinking night of the year is upon us. Lots of amateurs come out of the woodwork, and I see Blackout Wednesday trending, so good luck to you industry folks working tonight!! Be safe! #bartenderproblems #fohproblems

My absolute favorite is when I walk up to a bar and the bartender is on the phone and I wait until they’re done to finally acknowledge me. Cherry on top is acting annoyed they had to put their phone away in order to tend to me.