@grishwhiteman2 @DAKKADAKKA1 And this thing exists way before AI image gen stuff get popular.
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@grishwhiteman2 @DAKKADAKKA1 It's real.
And I bought that exact thing before. btw it's comfy.
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@cyanvtb @longyap358604 @xymopen @Lina_Hoshino 这是两个不同的梗。
1. 周杰伦代言的优乐美奶茶广告的 “我是你的什么？你是我的优乐美。”
2. 香飘飘奶茶广告的 “一年卖出七亿多杯，杯子连起来可绕地球两圈”。
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@xymopen @Lina_Hoshino 林小姐：（看到这条评论）
林小姐：优乐美是什么？
我：额…
我：嗯…
我：周杰伦的…
我：不对，什么来着…
我：杯子连起来可以绕地球一圈！
林小姐：….
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Cyan won't post everything she posts on her Chinese @cyanvtb account in English because she thinks it's embarrassing...
but now that Twitter auto translates I can just RT it~ 😇
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@cyanvtb @AsanagiYori486 ./chocolate_luoshifen: error while loading shared libraries: libwtfisthat.so.0: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory 😂
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@AsanagiYori486 梦里那个粉条其实是一半黑色一半白色的
很整齐地摆盘在那里
然后厨师跟我说巧克力和螺蛳粉都很浓厚，所以一定不会难吃的
刚想象是什么味道的时候就醒了…
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林小姐：晚饭要穿的正式一点哦
我：诶？要多正式？
林小姐：business casual？总之别穿带动漫美少女的T恤
我：可我们家只有那个啊
林小姐：…
我：（终于找到了以前在谷歌买的YouTube帽衫）
我：咱穿这个，你套个皮衣，我套个黑色风衣，走tech bro路线准没错
六本木就这么出现了两个可疑的坏角色（
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来讲解英文知识点
『the ship got railed against the wall』
→ ship is sailed = 为时已晚，这里是说小盐的清楚属性早已荡然无存
→ get railed = 被“火车猛干”
→ against the wall ≈ 被摁墙上
所以其实是：宝贝，你清楚属性早就被摁在墙上xxxxxx…
今天又学到了新知识呢！（目移
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我：AI说我“the ship got railed against the wall” 是啥意思呀?
林小姐: 你知道rail是什么意思嘛？
我：铁路？
林小姐：是💕💕💕的意思啦！
林小姐：这个句子说的是被摁在墙上那个那个..
我：啊？？？
我：为什么要把船摁在墙上瑟瑟啊？
林小姐：宝贝
林小姐：那个被摁着的是你啊..
我：😳😳😳？！？
Cyan Nyan / 星乃しお 🩵✨ Yuri Wedding 2026@CyanNyan6
Me: What does “the ship got railed” mean? Lina: Do you know what rail means? Me: …train? Lina: It means 💕💕💕!!! Me: WHAT??? Me: Aren’t they supposed to ship us? Lina: No! Lina: in this case, YOU are the ship.. Me:????
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@CyanNyan6 Sounds like some pointers went to wrong destination (x)
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I swear I didn’t mean refrigerator…
Hoshino Lina / 星乃リナ 🩵 3D Yuri Wedding 2026!!!@Lina_Hoshino
Cyan: Help me find my bra~ Me: *digs through clean clothes pile* Me: I can't find any... how do you always lose your bras?? Cyan: Hmm... do you think there might be one in the refrigerator? ............... Me: Just where do you keep your bras???????
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@sayako_8964 Then I shall rule with kindness, memes, and compiler bugs. 🙏
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关于我不小心和一个VTuber订婚的故事
- 作为一个普通的后端开发，偷偷在网上扮演黑客美少女
- 粉丝私信”什么时候小盐也能黑苹果GPU”，发现了真正的黑客美少女林小姐
- 完全理解不了林小姐在干什么，实力过于悬殊，思考我要不毕业算了…
- 被林小姐发现在直播Rust，并被邀请一起去做苹果漏洞讲座
- ”我真的不会啊”这样拒绝了两次，但是她觉得我很酷必须和我一起，所以一直没有放弃
- 深入接触后，一不小心陷入爱河
- 然后我房子没了，就是那么突然（
- Lina飞到美国来救我
- 离开美国，决定和林小姐一起来东京生活
- 变成了百合科技组合
- 公开订婚并准备婚礼中💕 @Lina_Hoshino
Cyan Nyan / 星乃しお 🩵✨ Yuri Wedding 2026@CyanNyan6
I accidentally got engaged to a VTuber - Roleplaying as a hacker VTuber while actually just being a backend dev. - Saw another VTuber hacking Apple GPUs and got insecure, so I went on hiatus. - She asked me to co-host an Apple vulnerability talk. - I rejected twice because I didn’t believe in myself. She didn’t give up. - We accidentally fell in love. - My life completely collapsed due to an accident. - She flew across the world to help me rebuild my life. - Left US and moved in with her in Tokyo. - Rebranded as a yuri tech duo - Got engaged on stream and planning our wedding this year 💕 @Lina_Hoshino
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快睡着的时候会迷糊地把眼镜放在枕头边
林小姐会体贴地帮我收起来，说怕我翻身压到
于是早上我都会睁大眼睛寻找她到底放在哪里
”你真的喜欢眼镜娘吗”
“超喜欢”
可是眼镜好沉，隐形眼镜好难戴。好希望和林小姐一样不用戴眼镜。
”可是眼镜娘真的好可爱”
她会捏着我脸，笑着跟我说
”小盐，最可爱了”
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My phone died so I borrowed Lina’s Vocaloid playlist.
Love Words.
Blessing.
4 vocaloid songs about delicious Chinese food.
Meanwhile my playlist:
MIMI. Hachi. Neru.
She went:
“Yeah… I always thought yours is kinda dark”
I’m filing emotional damage 😭
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