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@DoorDash service is laughably bad. Order never arrived and I’m told I can’t get a refund? Then I asked for escalation and got iced by support. Wow.

Pretty sure I said hi to @Comey today in Central Park. After seeing his bio, disappointed I didn’t get to find out if he is funnier in person

Gary really going after the statement ties @garykeithron

@samlanger1 Seconded

McNeil & McKinney on…need McCann to come through here @Mets

Buy. The. Dip.

Spoke to scout who says best un-hyped Mets' pitching prospect is Jacob DeGrom, converted SS dominating hitters at Class A Savannah.

The Replacemets are the exact opposite of Generation K

@ericbahn @MikeFalb as the prophecy has foretold

Now is the right time for someone to attempt Fyre Festival again…

@JasonrShuman ~Insert witty comment about Co-Star raising $$~

I think astrology is increasing in popularity in cities because religion is decreasing in popularity and optionality is seemingly increasing so people are looking for affirmation regarding certain thoughts and ideas they have about themselves and their future

Anyone else overdraw their bank account buying the dip? #hodl #Bitcoin

@CREarle @GeoffWithNoJ Dude couldn’t even get a Cornell basketball offer smh

Jeremy Lin speaking to Harvard's senior class on Wed: “Having a degree from Harvard has done absolutely nothing for me. Seriously, it hasn’t helped me at all in my chosen profession. If anything, it was just a quick, easy way to spend $200,000 and feel superior to Cornell grads."

New York pizza hits different 🔥🔥🔥

Me: What should I work on next? 12 yo: You should try something you haven't done before. Me: Like what? 12 yo: You should try to make a good TikTok. Me: Ugh, I don't want to start another startup. That's so much work. 12 yo: No, I mean make a video.

LINDOR elevating & celebrating! #dieseldonnie #LFGM

@StevenACohen2 You called it

4-2 coming back

Did @Jason invest in @Uber? Asking for a friend.

How is this only news now? Donnie Stevenson has been working behind the scenes for the #Mets for like 20 years now.