Vain-Cherub

@dolapocarter 😂😂

A yoruba mother somewhere probably thinks this insecurity is orchestrated by Tinubu’s enemies because they don’t want him to “enjoy” his reign

@armanifeante I too love my boys😁. Dem no dey disappoint💯

Bandits entered Bayelsa to kidnap Niger Delta boys round them up like poultry chickens. Give them phones to call their families for ransom. They are demanding 50million each for the 6 of them. Aura for aura.

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

i love when it’s so obv someone stalked u

Sometimes you come into someone’s life to show them unconditional love, and they show you why ur love should have conditions.

Retrograde planets are 3 times stronger than a normal planet. If someone has Saturn retrograde in their chart, this energy is incredibly powerful. Most people fear retrograde energy, but if you learn how to use it, you can build an extraordinary career. The 3x strength doesn't punish you, it amplifies everything Saturn stands for: discipline and long-term achievement. Use it right, and your professional life becomes your greatest gift.

To be human is to be hypocritical

people underestimate how calculated you are, libra.

Capricorn women are top tier. All Libras are full of shit, except Anne Rice, she's cool

I'm shallow and deep, Complex and normal, boring and fun, expressive and expressionless, I'm selfish but helpful . I can fit in anywhere but I also don't fit in anywhere. I'm a paradox

Uranus is my favourite planet. So mysterious yet people don't seem to notice that about it

I keep reposting love posts, knowing fully well I'll tun if anyone shows me any hint of affection lmao

The neurodivergent experience of being unable to catch feelings for someone without it completely dysregulating you and throwing your entire life out of balance

Eating in and eating out are basically the same price right now.

Idk how we’re 6 months into a year that started two weeks ago

I had a realization a few years ago that I don't need to figure out why this person is doing a certain behavior I dislike. All that matters is I know I don't like the behavior and I can leave

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

@_maaaziii @_eastOrb Someone has to take the fall lmao. You pissed?

@1stbornofOsiris @_eastOrb Lame ass, but you commented.

Avatar Roku acting all tough and fiercy when he’s actually the weakest in the line 😪

If you've never been asked out by the opposite sex, I don't think you are as hot as you think you are.