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"When You Get Spawn Trapped" but onIy when the ruIe of thirds is on the screen Iink in repIies

why is everyone fine without me

“just trust your gut” my gut is always telling me to block everyone and kill myself

@RIPphobia 😎😎😎

DUMBASS DUO KINGS OF SWAG

no one watch the new leekleek video bro it’s all ai and scripted

STOP checking your phone bitch they dgaf about you!!!!! Get a life!!!!!!!

Codependency final boss #ashwron #assassinduo

@RIPphobia Excuse me sir!

because #Spokeisherefanart is a good guy or smth

it’s my birthday :D!!

when i can feel a depressive episode coming

only on twitter

assassin duo is genuinely just. a bunch of fanfic tropes rolled into one dynamic. because wdym they have - us against the world (killing everyone) - secret relationship (at first) - souls bonded together somehow - one owns the other’s literal heart - coparenting kinda

It’s all fun and games until we all realize ewron was extra nice to ash today and so attentive to listening to him when he talked, and zooming into his face, and apologizing Because he is going to die

rest in peace daddy

awww look at them awwwww awww.. none of them will be dying in the next 24 hours awww.....

NEVER DOUBT ASSASSINDUO. WHAT DIVORCE??? THERE'S NO DIVORCE

i feel like if q!ewron ends up dying q!ash is gonna actually lose his shit

#ewron: usually, i would react if someone threatened ash, but currently don't have my armor. protective q!ewron oh my #assassinduo #qsmp #qsmp #ashswag

qash immediately asking qewron if he’s ok after it starts raining 💔