lexy

i need to start winking more

trying sunglasses on in a store is so humiliating

I love checking my email!

doing this again

every scion xb 2006 and earlier i’ve ever seen is dinged up, smashed up. every single one. not a single untouched

sofia pointed out that all of my friends have cats 😱none of them have dogs…. 🤔

@____suzz i literly saw your post and came here to see this tweet again/……..

yes, I will have a hot dog from Costco. no, I won’t have a meatball from ikea. and that’s just me…

i love to blow my nose

*adding a song to my “best songs to whistle in a public bathroom” list* where’d all the good people go by jack johnson

it’s not what ya do it’s how ya do it

a completely silent car ride with the whole family ♥️

trying to remember what i was thinking about

@gnomeagenda who said this!!’ reily

@gnomeagenda this one confused me 😂

whenever you see a really fancy thing that i do, it’s always by accident

“i know i love this movie. it’s kind of the way i feel about the italian hoagie at pasqualino’s” -mom

mom to me about my tamagotchi “you better take care of that thing.”

we’re a mustard family!