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He was born ugly and took advantage of it.

Saturday night: Some are sleeping. Some are cooking. Some are eating. Some are partying. Some are watching chudai. Some are wanking. Some are on X Spaces. Some are just scrolling aimlessly on X. What are you doing?

Delete one forever

when he gives you updates on his day without you asking

@officialABAT Happy Birthday to the worst President Nigeria has ever had

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Just because you are struggling doesn’t mean it will get better, it can get worse and worse

@Sxmto_ Over 6+ hrs btw

I don tire 😭😭

You look gay

i think being 19 or 20 or 21 is lowkey the worst thing ever

Time will tell a lot …. Just wait …

Although I don't support this man, some people are doing as if he should not own a good car because he's a pastor even if he can afford it, and he should come in a Keke.

Sometimes it pains me how I see accounts earning payout Revenue and me that I've been on this app for over 3 years and have gotten none. 😢

Stop complaining, go f*cking do something.

@theberneese @grok true?

BREAKING: Nigeria have qualified for the World Cup after winning against Iran. Giants of Africa for a reason

@odedanilo @LowKeySoul_jojo Hi

If you have less than 10k followers , Say hi let's follow you immediately.

@blaq_en_belle @boye4christ2006 Everybody can't live in Nigeria because some people need to stay and develop the country

@boye4christ2006 More reasons to get the hell out Nigeria.

Venezuela minimum wage is ₦200,000 Fuel is ₦30 per liter. Libya minimum wage is ₦300,000 Fuel is ₦50 per liter. UAE minimum wage is ₦2.1 Million Fuel is ₦300 per liter. Nigeria minimum wage is ₦70,000 Fuel is ₦1,250 per liter. UK minimum wage is about ₦2.5–₦3 Million/month (approx) Fuel is around ₦2,700–₦3,000 per liter Canada minimum wage is about ₦2–₦2.5 Million/month (approx) Fuel is around ₦1,500–₦1,800 per liter You all are being ruled by d£mons in Nigeria. On Your Mandate 🤡

If my region is restricted, and I see your post I’ll just block you.

@Copinghuman1 Ukraine belongs to Russia and Palestine is not a country

In Nigeria there is a cultural festival centered around raping women.

@officialABAT May PBAT fail and Peter Obi succeed 🙏🏽

Last week in the United Kingdom, we took important steps to deepen a partnership that has stood the test of time. But this visit was not about history. It was about the future. Trade. Investment. Jobs. Opportunities for our people. From our engagements to the agreements signed, we are building a relationship that delivers real value for Nigerians. Thank you, Your Majesty King Charles III, and the good people of the United Kingdom for the welcome. Thank you, Your Majesty King Charles III, and the good people of the United Kingdom, for the welcome.

If you rate this man then I feel sorry for you