Ferris-

I have a shift starting at 4:30 in the morning

@hauntsomi I hope you get pulled apart nail by nail finger per finger toe per toe, eye per eye, teeth by teeth hair by hair and after all of that, you get put on a stake and slow cooked very painfully until you get carbonized.

Petey

HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THIS😭

Lolicons when they find out you're black

Why is this so accurate

“I know you get girls” my DMs:

This is how I feel talking to people at my school

guests in the living room so i made my little brother bring me a handful of snacks to my room

this genuinely might be the funniest tweet of all time

NO!!! DON'T COME CLOSER, LOLBIT🫣 #lolbit #fivenightsatfrickbears