an “enthusiastic friend in my youth”

i’m going to commit arson

Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love (BBC Top of the Pops, 1986)

i am trying to write a 250-word essay and it feels like my brain is mud. but yes i should go back to school asap, i will do great

insinuated to my therapist that he’s a daddy in the text i sent him at 8:31am on a sunday. good morning 🌞

This really killed me today. Clickhole always nails it, truly.

@Leg5000 yeah

@weedscience ones in rome ga at 4 and one is in middle atlanta at 5:30 😓 i told faythe i couldn’t attend so i’m going to make wedding decorations with her and bring champagne/snacks

i’m going to kill my self

you come out as straight to me on this, the day of my twitter's purchase...

pov: you’re my therapist conducting our session via zoom

barn enemy: *breathes* me: go to hell 🤬

i only shoplift from kroger when somebody who looks like an ally is tending the self checkout. i know jeb would never narc

have tried to make separate plans with five different friends today and all have been unavailable … that was god telling me to catch up on housework and laundry 😌

calista said that when me and kam get together we both revert to seventeen year old boys and tbh i do kinda feel like that is a testament to our friendship

both suns this morning

as much as i dislike my barn enemy (jack) i do have to admit he serves a vital function as the one person me and all my coworkers can hate on as a unit. every workplace needs that person

this tweet was not appreciated for the genius it was

@blanketfurby @jpbrammer lexapro was great for me when i got off prozac, but i got really fatigued as a side effect. wellbutrin helped a lot with the fatigue though. but by itself i think wellbutrin would make me anxious. balance ✨

@jpbrammer lexapro 💯

ok I need to switch out Prozac for something else. the pain I experience when I take it after not eating a big enough meal is just too much and happening a lot lately

add the ram!!!