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why we won btw

fyi this account will be canesmaxxing entirely until the mets get it together

me trying to convince myself this losing streak is just our 0-5 to OMG of 2026

i need this so bad this is very serious!!!!!

reading metropolitans and watching steve gelbs rate hot dogs this is all i’ve ever wanted

is it too early to worry about bichette playing 3rd

carson benge the adoption papers have never been drawn up so quickly

Livvy Dunne was seen Snapchatting Brent Baty in the bottom of the first inning, per @TMZ

do they make a mets version because NEED THAT

watching a game without gary keith and ron kind of feels like when you have a cold and you get mad at yourself for taking for granted all the times you could breathe through your nose properly

fuck you *disseminates an account or description of a baseball game without the consent of major league baseball*

@DaMingster he’s certainly bombing

Why is he at a ballpark and not bombing Iran? I was told he’s an Air Force war hero all WBC

the 2026 mets batting around against paul skenes in the first inning of the season is the most insane thing ever i missed them so much

@wmata @wmataGM what do you think about my birthday cake

because they hate me personally

returning from offseason hiatus to say this is the worst day ever

who else cried

not to be bitter again but the bichette signing makes the nimmo/semien trade look way worse than it already did

@runwildkian its tyrone taylor against the world atp

the 2026 new york mets