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The Art of T-Byrd: Complain about the ballgame Threaten people while playing N64 Belittle others Hit on the ladies Be an asshole on Twitter

The Art of SWAG: Listen to rap music all day Cruise in a white Cadillac Tweet 1,000,000 times a day Walk on your toes And act like an ass

Awesome, they have chocolate milk at the cafeteria! Now if they only had chocolate milk with creatine in it, then my life would be complete!

How the hell did this bowl of old food get under my bed? My room must be real bad since it's been under my bed for 3 months and not notice.

It is bollshit, I did naht heet her. I did naht! Oh hi Mark!

The endless cycle: Go to Demorest on Sundays, go to Cleveland on Fridays. Hey T-Byrd, let's hang out. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

If you aren't from Tampa, then you aren't worth shit.

Damn, even when everyone has gone to bed, I am still sending 20 tweets a minute.

If all else fails, ask T-Byrd for the answer.

Fuck that, this is our last year in college, let's do something crazy. Like do nose candy? Exactly!

Pat, why did we do this Pat. I can't pay for this, Pat!

I can't eat a Philly cheese steak... I have to look gooooooood

I am awesome! I am the only white college student in Georgia who drives a white Cadillac and constantly jams to rap music in my car.

Hey man we only have one year left in college. Let's do meth then.

I'm not big enough, I need to eat more protein and take more creatine. Why doesn't the cafeteria have the things I need? It sucks!

I love hanging out with my bros, until golf season rolls around, then nobody is going to see me anymore.

We're gonna book Florida-Georgia Line for the next toga party.

I love my jambox so much

T-Byrd likes bad bitches and that is his problem.

I also like to destroy the room and make someone else clean up my mess.