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@kijanamdogo1234 @ouma_neko Hell no.

@211150fifty @ouma_neko Kwani ilikua ya kununua

The last time I stepped into a clinic to check my HIV status was 2016. Then sometime in 2024, I went to Mombasa and entered a club called 001. My brothers and sisters… a small spirit of stupidity possessed me. I did something I have never done in my life. Since that day, every cough was sounding like a farewell speech. A mosquito bites me, I start updating my will. If I sweat at night, I begin pricing coffins mentally. Today I finally gathered courage and went for testing. Ladies and gentlemen… when that nurse showed me the results, I almost proposed to her. I hugged the doctor, hugged the receptionist, hugged the watchman, even the guy mopping the floor wasn’t safe. The entire hospital now thinks I’m their lost relative from Garissa. I walked out of that clinic feeling like I had been resurrected on the third day. Fear HIV my friends. That pressure can turn a grown man into a full-time pastor overnight.

@mbarani Enforcement of lawa hukuwa shida every sector in our country. Just look at drunk driving. Parking imejaa outside drinking joints. Utaskia tu kuna crackdown randomly ndo watu washtuke kidogo instead of it being a daily thing, especially on weekends.

The way Kenyans use roads is always just so infuriating

@kijanamdogo1234 @ouma_neko Nillingia na socks alafu mid mechi, ghasia ikageuka ikanipiga macho zingine za kutoa nyoka pangoni, akatoa mzigidi ndani, akavuta socks yote hadi ikatoka alafu akatumbukiza mzigidi hivo. 😂 Niliponea, but too much of a risk. Never again.

@211150fifty @ouma_neko Yaani uliingia bila socks

@BET This is a joke 😂😂

If BET keeps rewarding the year’s strongest mix of sales, quality, and cultural impact, Kendrick Lamar is still the rapper everybody else has to catch up to. bet.com/article/0r56hs

@Kurrco Clout

"TURN DAT OTHER SH*T OFF" — Playboi Carti via IG 🤔

@JeffMwaura Basically "naumwa na tumbo 'cause I didn't wash my hands before eating, but you see, I washed my hands thoroughly before I even began eating."

Kinaya 🤡🤡 One cannot claim that they will increase fuel because of disruption in supply chain but again say, we have steady fuel supply because of G-to-G arrangement. Then reduce the prices. Or what I'm I missing experts???

@KipseyHussle That "Why would you do that?" was said with so much passion I loved it.

They really did watch him die lmaooo. Offered no support 😭😭

@fineoptom @MkenyaMzi 🤣🤣

@MkenyaMzi Same way you have can't walk while cleaning your ears with an earbud.

You must be a beginner if you think girls ride you how they dance then you have a longway brother

@winnerofbenin Finessed him in court, but still want him to make you feel safe? 😂 First, do you think he's happy with the finesse in the first place? Second, how is an ex who's not happy with how you did things supposed to protect you?

Teyana taylor says iman shumpert did not make her feel safe after she got thr3ats😳👀

@UncleDemi @Kurrco Don't even bother listening. It will be trash

@Kurrco I know it’s frustrating for Ross to be irrelevant at this point in time in his life… he has an album dropping and when it drops, let’s just compare Drakes worse selling album out of the 3 that just dropped to Ross new album that’s dropping… we already know the outcome 🤷🏾‍♂️

Rick Ross says Drake's 'ICEMAN' was "horrendous": "If Drake was what he thought he was, he would've been able to clear all this up, address it, and been moved on." "It was horrendous. My homies actually sat there. They lost an hour of their life."

@Adenya_E That bed and mattress is max around 100k, that small dining, maybe 45k, beddings and pillows, maybe 5k depending amenunua wapi, that seat is roughly 15k, carpet, maybe 10 to 15k. Washer is 98k maybe. Without furnishing, it's still at 21.7 mil. Ushenzi kabisa.

A glitch in the matrix, bed sitter ya 22 million 😂😂😂😂😂. $175,000 trump shekels.

@citizentvkenya Huyu Kushian ndo msaliti mkubwa.

BREAKING: PSV operator's strike suspended

@kenyanpundit Saw the same. They had already been bought until dude said tusidanganyane na hakuna deal. With such people, I truly wonder if we will ever get our country out of the pits we're in.

Guy in pink suit and gray suit looked like they had already made plans for the payoff

@JmJuma1 Ile tax ya railway maintenance iko bado? Hawa watu hutuona mafala sana

We have no refinery in Kenya so why the hell does our fuel have VAT?🤔

@moneyacademyKE Raise by a higher margin, reduce by the lowest margin possible. Ufala. Toeni tax zote on fuel. All of them.

Breaking update on new fuel prices: EPRA has announced new fuel prices effective from May 19 to June 14, 2026. New prices: Petrol remains at Sh214 Diesel down by Sh10 to Sh232 Kerosene up by Sh36 to Sh191

Recency bias is funny, please stop talking basketball if your takes are like this idiot

@MarioNawfal I thought spiderman taught people. Don't help a thief

Guy rolls up on a scooter to defend a bike thief from getting caught. "Stop! You don't need to do this!" Thief gets up. Tries to steal his scooter. Reality is the fastest teacher alive.

@WillyAbuga It's pretty sad, but I think pale Kenya imefikia ni if you are not with us, you are against us. Bad governance has pushed people there. People were told no cars on the road today. Basically, one message to the govt. Sasa ukienda tao na gari yako surely?

We are all complaining about fuel ⛽️ but Kwa Hii cx5 hamjafanya Poa, burning the vehicle doesn’t solve anything at all but distress to the owner

@ntvkenya @NationFmKE @EricLatiff @MariamBishar @blinkypenguin Watoe all tax related to fuel and see it dropping to 100bob. That 140 bob juu is just cartels eating. 40 bob per liter for person A, 35 bob per liter for person B, etc.

CS John Mbadi: Matatu strike uncalled for. Fuel prices would be higher without government interventions. "This is not a time to make emotional decisions." #FixingTheNationNTV @nationfmke @ericlatiff @mariambishar @blinkypenguin