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UncleBuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I use to be a drunk gambling whore






Because I Got Sued: Afroman Takes the Stand in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ Trial Afroman claims he brought Channel 19 News and his attorney to the sheriff’s office so he wouldn’t get “beat up or Epstein’ed.” He also claimed he wouldn’t have known he was missing money until the clerk told him he was short the $400. The prosecution claims there was a miscount in the initial amount of money. An internal review by the Clermont County Sheriff’s Office concluded that no theft occurred. Investigators stated that while deputies recorded collecting $4,390, body camera footage and subsequent counts suggested they only actually had $4,000 from the start.

Afroman Lays Down Facts: Wrapping up his time on the stand, Afroman drops hard truths As his time on the stand wrapped up today, Afroman decided to let the prosecution hear it. If the deputies wanted to avoid public scrutiny, they shouldn’t have kicked down his door and stolen his money. “I have a right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into good times. Yes, I do…and I think I’m a sport for doing so.”


Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.











