slime!

I need to start over

@melchizedek420 You again?

Imagine eating cereal out of Ella Purnell’s butthole

😛😛

@okucigarr @PolymarketSport Club is crashing😂

@PolymarketSport @21Kenet

🚨BREAKING: Florentino Pérez seen arguing with fans at Real Madrid’s match vs. Real Oviedo Banners were also removed that said “Perez is to blame”

@slvppy Lmaoo

when you hear something fall before closing the fridge then wait for the next person to open it

@notsofinefgs @okucigarr

mastantuono i no sure say na football he go take feed him family walai

@wildflower_2 😭

Bullshit and lies

@BarcaUniversal I will pay it

🚨 OFFICIAL: UEFA have fined Barça €22,500. €20,000 of the fine is for delaying the start of the second half against Atlético Madrid in the Champions League. The other €2,500 is for fireworks being lit in the Barça fans’ section.

@gammalin20 😂😂😂😂😂

went to this store in my area to get something and the woman asked me to help her clear space on her xender godddd😭😭😭 see as oduduwa porn full her phone😭

@Lordmiles 😭

He’s enjoying the TV series. Introduce a 2 minute gay sex scene

@kanyewest @GoodAssSub My Goat😭😂

@GoodAssSub This is not real

@Cute_hales @BaddieMilkers Holy molly

@BaddieMilkers @21Kenet

@DailyNoud Lmaoo

Drake takes shots at Tung Tung Tung Sahur on "1AM in Albany" 👀 “Triple-T never meant sh*t to me, Sahur no more we leave him dead in the sea. That’s a guarantee.”

@veroideae @Nickkut_d

my husband does this thing he calls "kirking" where he suddenly comes up behind me and and digs his finger on the left side of my neck. he also gave me a hickey there and called it the "mark of the kirk."

@veroideae 😂😂😂😂😭

@CultureCrave It's going to be peak trash

‘The Boys’ series finale runtime is 1 hour and 5 minutes 📺

@Israel_katz Go to bed old man

Lamine Yamal eligió incitar contra Israel y fomentar el odio mientras nuestros soldados combaten a la organización terrorista Hamas, una organización que masacró, violó, quemó y asesinó a niños, mujeres y ancianos judíos el 7 de octubre. Quien apoya este tipo de mensajes debe preguntarse: ¿considera esto humanitario? ¿Es esto moral? Como Ministro de Defensa del Estado de Israel, no guardaré silencio frente a la incitación contra Israel y contra el pueblo judío. Espero que un club grande y respetado como @FCBarcelona se desmarque de estas declaraciones y deje claro, de manera inequívoca, que no hay lugar para la incitación ni para el apoyo al terrorismo.

@Hitee_ @numi_vibez Where?

12.5Kg of gas is now 4,500.

@Ian_San254 ???

Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan

@yassambassador What does he know

Baby there’s no 2070

@Kurrco Wrap it up Drake 😂😂😂😭

Drake addresses Kendrick Lamar on "1 AM in Albany": "To be the number one, you gotta lead the way, and to hold something over my head forever, you’re still a couple feet away" "Plot twist, the owl never sees the cage, the owl only wakes up to seize the day" "Talkin' bout hiding the Bible, maybe y'all should read a page, iced out crosses on they necks thinking Jesus saves, well even if he does, n****, either way, the blasphemy you talk let me know that your amazing grace gon' be delayed" "You n****s should be ashamed, the fact you had to bring those talks to get some decent plays, goodness graic'" "God wanna wipe that lil smug look right off ya f*cking face, all you really did was cap like uppercase, dodged the truth, but still managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base, n****s saw you out at first, you need 'em, so you out at home now, just like a double play”