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So I have a testimony guys 🎉😁
It's a thing of joy so I want to share with you guys
Walk with me🫵🏽
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@21stCeekay
Igbo boy💯💸 Very introverted Extrovert 😊 Manchester united❤️🚩 With a heart as soft as agege bread 🍞 😏
Somewhere in the world🌍 Katılım Eylül 2015
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@Barracuda1592 @_S_A_E_G_ @MrVicsun @UnkleAyo @Emiteem "were constituting nuisance on my timeline - for 300 per post"
The 300 per post is not for the upcoming gig where he was offered the 7-figure
Please take time next time to read and understand
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I'm not even an influencer but barely 2 wks ago, I walked away from 7fig on the table from an APC federal bigwig to start driving Tinubu-centred narrations ahead of 2027.
It was a long list of names. Surprised my name was there.
& btw, they've onboarded some of your lovelies.
LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU@Limoblaze
To all the influencers that have had several millions thrown at them to endorse this government and have said no, history will be kind to you.
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@WhoIsIfeanyi @Limoblaze You'll "disappear without trace" quite alright. But will it be of your own doing? I doubt that
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@Limoblaze I will collect the money and disappear without trace while I continue tweeting against them. They cannot spare much resources looking for only me.
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To all the influencers that have had several millions thrown at them to endorse this government and have said no, history will be kind to you.
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@_Ogechi1 @Ebukaderealking Seasoning cube and crayfish Ke? That one pass concoction o
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@Ebukaderealking Concoction ny you spell with English?😩
Also a real concoction rice is rice, oil, salt, seasoning cube and crayfish or onion 😂
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Na so we take dey run am for trenches.
Rate my concautuon rice on a scale of 10
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@UcheStringer @hannahmuktar The Tacoma no go carry grill before?
By the way, wetin you think say you fit use the grill do in this case?
I think you mean an iron bumper
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Somebody hit my mirror on my way to work this morning and I’m didn’t even stop to say sorry, I raced after him and his response was “ehen I hit you then what”. Omooo I used my car and hit him and his bumper came down. He didn’t believe, I told him my head is not correct.
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Why you go born pikin for 2026 name am Bonaventure?😂
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Me
Because no be me and them dey stay
ProsperOfBusiness! 🎱@th3boywonders
Ashewo marry thief, the house girl na witch and gateman join cult.. who wan dey sleep for night?😂
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You eat biscuit wey get nylon dey talk say you don defeat poverty.
ᜰ@socetyhatesjay
I ATE BISCUITS WITHOUT LICKING THE NYLON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’VE DEFEATED POVERTY
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dem ask you say “who goes you” for street and you dey tell them say the English no correct.
Oya naw omo Wole Soyinka.
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@emperorfunsho @fineboywill This Na sign say you never brush this morning 😂
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@21stCeekay @fineboywill Why d last one come be like toothpaste
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@21stCeekay @chukwudebo @sir_lux_ @Huttonjrr I don't want to hear that thing called love. It is made for girlfriend and boyfriend with benefit after that stage comes reality nothing like love in serious relationship or marriage, ability to forbear and accept is a personal decision not love
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This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days.
She visited on a Saturday,
The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined.
Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg.
I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me.
I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful.
Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate.
She went outside and got snacks.
I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back.
And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself.
The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
Let me repeat. If you're dating a girl that says she doesn't like to cook or doesn't wish to cook, get another lady to come cook for you, and tell your girlfriend about it. If she really wants to be with you, she'll sit up & change. Otherwise, tell her to go to blazes. End.
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Dear God,
Kindly assist us to remind the process that we’re currently trusting it.
Its swift completion would be greatly appreciated.
High Regards Sir,
Prosper Chidalu.
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@Timmysofine The only disadvantage is that the thrill dies.
That excitement your body holds whenever that bulb comes on.
That smile on your face when you see light while driving into your estate or street.
All will be gone.
After a while, it will become nothing to you.
"It's just light."
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You'll be obsessed with your powerbank at first. Charging everything constantly.
Then slowly it will hit you, you abandon the powerbank and charge your devices only when necessary.
You'll forget to take your pepper out of the fridge because there's no "NEPA took light" moment to remind you. You remember only when you're about to cook...this time it's rock hard and even thawing takes time 😭 Then you adjust to that too.
Whenever you're heading home, you won't for once wish for light because t's not a prayer anymore. It's just... a given.
Productivity will skyrocket too cos why not. You no longer pressure yourself to complete tasks just to take advantage of the light, you work at your own pace.
24hrs light will reset your entire brain. 😂
OgeChi.$@_Ogechi1
I sincerely want to know how it feels and I know I won't feel okay for a while😭😂
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@ashiedu_victor Something like this, should consume way lesser than the ac and do better than the regular fan
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@ashiedu_victor Why not get those fans that come with a water bucket attached that you can pour water into and it blows cooler air than the ordinary fans
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Last night the heat was too much and fan was blowing hot air even with the windows open.
I decided to turn on the AC, and said I will track how many units it will take by morning. So I can see if it’s what I wouldn’t mind spending to have a good night.
31.6 units.
I woke up this morning to check it and it was 23 units . That means I spent 8 units over night with AC.
1 thousand naira gives 4.4units, that means I spent 2k for about 7 hrs AC.
Now is this sustainable?
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@21stCeekay @TechnicalBben I only asked a question
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Had the same experience. They tried to size me up until I mentioned working on fintech products with 20M US users. Their tone changed, came back on my terms, now they want me full-time. They also noticed I wasn't hungry, they've been saying thank you for creating time for them.🤣
Ajide Victor | Webflow Developer@Victor_Webflow
Earlier this year, I got on a call with a UK fintech client for a website revamp. Quoted $1,500. He said no one will pay a Nigerian $1k for a landing page. So I shared my screen, opened my Contra. Showed him invoices. Silence. Then….“wow.”😂😂😂
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@CeraldObum @TechnicalBben He didn't say anything that shouldn't be said though
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@TechnicalBben Do your clients see your tweets ?
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