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Oman Cat Stamp Collection (1973)

this is how i feel 90% of the time

@TheTrueZark @layxsnv Man fuck you and them annoying ass greedy kids

@layxsnv Deciding not to have kids because of the price of anything is insane. Weak ass humans.

🤣🤣 NO KIDS FOR ME 70 dollars for some milk is insane 🤣

just asked for a celery raise at work

Which one are you

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

So now at age 25 I have no career path and I look and feel like a shlub. I think about how smart I was growing up and where it all went wrong, only to find out it was just a lie to make you seem further along than you were lol.

By the time middle school came around I dropped out in the sixth grade because my add and anxiety were so horribly bad. I was academically neglected by my parents when they were going through a divorce

In my elementary school they had specific tests you would take to see how far along you’ve learned. I forget the name. But when we got the results back the teacher would tell you how well you did out in the hallway. I was “particularly gifted and excelled at learning”

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

Being an adult can also be about catching up on things you missed out as a child. Buy that plushie, eat that ice cream everyday, watch that cartoon, hell start jokingly believing in Santa again, who’s gonna stop you??

reading this book as a kid genuinely changed my brain chemistry, i still believe this to this day

@qasmokez No

isnt "outdoors" and "public" literally the same thing??

@putawaythecrack @morriiguu Bruh i thought jojo siwa got married and made the dude take her last name i need to go to bed lmfao

@morriiguu meanwhile i keep getting jojo siwa’s brother

is this Gabbie Hanna in my people you may know???

Who the fuck wants to wear an underwire? That might as well be the god damn bullet bra of the 1950s