Shorty McGrumpyFace

@BlueboyNk This front three got us relegated 🤦‍♂️

Kids today won’t understand this front three

@FoodWarehouse / @IcelandFoods Something HAS to be done about the home delivery drivers out the back of Manor Walks in Cramlington. They park so poorly and with such little care that even your own store deliveries can't get in and end up blocking roads. Please have a word here.

@BBCSport I'd assume he's wanted by a lot of teams to be fair, doesn't mean he's likely to go 🤷‍♂️

Newcastle's Lewis Hall is reportedly wanted by Manchester United, among others. 👀 It's in today's transfer gossip 🗞️ More: bbc.in/47p4itl

⏹️ We exit the cup. #EmiratesFACup

@EmiratesFACup @NUFC

Ben Waine, a boyhood @NUFC fan, hit the Alan Shearer celebration after scoring against Sunderland 🙋‍♂️ #EmiratesFACup

#Sunderland #PortVale #FACup

@PurelyFootball @BILD @BBCSport

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. [@BILD via @BBCSport]

6 month contract or a pay as you play deal. We need players, he needs security. It's a win-win.

@NUFC do the right thing, bring @asaintmaximin home.

@RoyalMail while I'm on the 40 minute long hold to get through to your customer services, how am I supposed to arrange a redelivery if you've not left a card?

The wifey next to the @bbcnewcastle commentators is aboot to explode here man! @NUFC #nufc

@BBCMOTD He'd best not, just got a new top with his name on it for Christmas 😬😬

Joelinton is reportedly a target for Saudi Pro League clubs 🎯 It's thought Newcastle could be open to letting him leave ✈️ The latest transfer gossip: bbc.in/4sa9z0N

@NUFC Always a laugh with this lot 🤷‍♂️🖤🤍🖤🖤

@SkySports_Keith I mean, we aal knew that was coming 🤷‍♂️

📸 Sunderland mock Newcastle by taking a team photo in front of their fans — on the pitch — following their 1-0 win over their arch-rivals. (Newcastle did this two years ago when they won here in the FA cup…) #SAFC #SUNNEW

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bruno Guimaraes Newcastle 1-0 Burnley. Follow @FootyFlixx for every goal as soon as they go in. ✅ x.com/TonyDawes29705…

@NUFCThreatLevel "Get ya Goths out, get ya Goths out, get ya Goths out for the mags"

Good luck to anyone travelling to Everton this weekend. Whether they be hoping for three points or just out looking for love.

If you were at the @TomFletcher signing a few months back in @Waterstones Newcastle and misplaced your signed @TomFletcher copy I've handed it into the staff, it's behind the till downstairs. It was personalised so let's get it back to the owner. Good job I found it! @mcflymusic

@SkySportsPL "I divvent care what ya sayin' man Pep, ye's haven't enough Greggs, am not gannin'!" -@brunoog97 , probably.

Pep Guardiola and Bruno Bruno Guimaraes locked in a long discussion after Newcastle's win over Man City 👀

Areet, who had Dan Burn in a panto on their @NUFC bingo card?

@NUFC We take our girls quite a lot, but always just stand to the side and wave seen some reet doylems literally jumping at the cars though so as much as it's a disappointment, it makes sense.

A safety notice for the Newcastle United Training Centre 📝 To ensure the safety of supporters, players, staff and members of the public, we're asking people to avoid gathering at our Training Centre entrance and surrounding roadways. We value the incredibly strong connection that exists between supporters and our players and coaches. But safety must come first, and we trust our fans will support the club, players and staff with this request. We'll continue to organise opportunities for supporters to meet players through the season, communicated through official channels ⤵️ newcastleunited.com/en/news/traini…