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Pelle from @TheHives but pregnant

@liamgallagher stop the poznan at the gigs. It’s shite and there’s more to life than ‘Man City’ up the hatters

The poznan at oasis gigs is utter woke bollocks

If you’re moshing to Charlemagne then kill yourself

The Mandela effect is so real. Did the sun ever have sunglasses????

Can we replace working in the sun for sitting in beer gardens with a pack of camel fags?

China are flying drones over my house that make me rip ass every 5 mins #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Bitches get a pair of Ricks and act like they Morty frfr

I don’t think that there’s anything I love more than a cold beer

I need a beer, fuck off telling me I’ve drank too much

Stop posting your feelings on the internet. Just shut up and drink alcohol

Hate it when people try and call me when I’m playing fortnite. Can a man not crank 90s in peace?

Thinkin about boobies rn

Trappin