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That day I would say God did it! That day is closer than I thought as it is any moment from now🙏🏻

@n6oflife6 country ti aye nse

Minimum wage is N70,000 but Failure to File Your Tax returns is N100,000. This Taxation Mathematics will Set this country on Fire laslas. 😂😂😂😂

@developerxcodes nah, we dont do that here 😂

As a developer, when last did you close all your tabs? 😂

@Sanyaa011 black maria

A group of lawyers is called ??

@Tofunmithedev Hey Don't sleep no sleep

March dump😝

@the_Lawrenz can i go after you 😂😂 we must show them wetin no good 🙂

When e reach time to kiss one of all these motivational speakers, abeg leave this one for me 🤭😍

@RetroMoviesDB finish him!

For fun

@Seyitan__ ehn jesus has done it finish, you can go my dear 😂

I know this is meant to be funny but I’m supposed to hang with 2 friends on Thursday at a place that has garden in the name. My full name, Jesuseyitan

@Sharkyonshow einstein dey learn where you dey man

New lingo for nerds. Instead of saying or typing "where u at", you can simple say "where v"

@cityzenken_ wo, all of them jare

Citizens I’ve got a question: If you were to choose City legends midfield Trio which would it be, & why? 1. KDB, Yaya, David silva. 2. KDB, Yaya, Bernado Silva. 3. KDB, Fernandinho, David Silva. 4. KDB, Fernandinho, Bernado Silva. 5. KDB, David Silva, Rodri. 6. KDB, Yaya, Fernandinho. 7. KDB, David Silva, Gundogan. 8. KDB, Rodri, Bernardo Silva. 9. KDB, Yaya, Rodri. 10. KDB, Bernado silva, David silva. 11. KDB, Rodri, Gundogan.

@dranthoniaeddo i love how you people always forget data engineers, shows you people know less

If you are any of these: Software Developers ✅ Web Developers ✅ Mobile App Developers ✅ Data Analysts ✅ Data Scientists ✅ AI / Machine Learning Engineers ✅ Cybersecurity Analysts ✅ Cloud Engineers ✅ DevOps Engineers ✅ Network Engineers ✅ IT Support Specialists ✅ System Administrators ✅ Product Managers ✅ Project Managers (Tech) ✅ UI/UX Designers ✅ Graphic Designers (Digital) ✅ Product Designers ✅ QA / Software Testers ✅ Technical Writers ✅ Digital Marketers ✅ Social Media Managers ✅ Content Creators (Tech) ✅ Blockchain Developers ✅ Game Developers ✅ Tech Entrepreneurs ✅ No-code / Low-code Builders ✅ Students studying any of the above 🎓 Drop a ❤️ emoji under this post, follow who likes your comment for a follow-back. Let’s connect 🤝💻 Laptop Lady has something for you .

@Allezamani but are they not foolish really nah today dem don dey use electricity for manifesto?

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?

@sley_Xk move while guiding

1st law of motion, guide. What's the 2nd law?

@BukkyOA your attention span is one minute and had enough time to write all this 😂 so which attention will i use to read this now

My attention span is less than a minute. I also have about 25 screens open in my brain at any particular time. I can hardly sit still to do one thing for long, and I am bored out of my mind so quickly. That's why I fail any typical exams I sit for. I also struggle with details, high-level, or you lose me. Because I have 25 screens open in my brain, I am always halfway through many different things at once, hardly finishing any of them. I also have random, half-baked ideas that are mostly meaningless. I will start explaining an idea to you and in the process, I will realise it was all foolery, so, I will tell you to ignore me. I go into a room to pick up something, and I forget exactly what I wanted to pick up and I won’t remember until I leave the room and go back to where I was before. My phone is in my back pocket, but I have been looking for it for the last 30 minutes. I go into the kitchen to make coffee, but I end up doing the dishes, rearranging the living room sofa, boiling rice, and listening to a podcast all at the same time. I get back upstairs and realise I forgot to make the coffee. If I can't simplify a task, I would do everything else but that one important task. I will have my headset on with a podcast playing, and the TV will be on playing music at the same time. I lie down to rest, but I will also bring my laptop in case something urgent comes up on a Saturday at 8pm. I cry for no apparent reason: ‘Why is my life like this?’

@WittyLevi all i know is, nobody can guess RED CROSS!

Umbrella Academy nearly stop me for road today.

@Qeebah20 haaaaah, the pc was attacked in their dream that's why. always pray with your system before going to bed 🤧

You guys I put my laptop to sleep last night and I’m trying to turn it on this morning and it’s just a blank screen.😭😭 it’s been over 15 minutes now oo😭😭

@Catholic_bro GenZ of the old generation 😂

😂😂

@pzj1801 @Catholic_bro comprehension issa problem

@Catholic_bro That is not what it said

@gozkybrain4u npm run gbemidebe 🤧

Devs, drop your most used CLI command. I’ll start: npm run dev

If you are feeling severe throat pain over there or it feels as if you want to faint, I'm the one 🤧😂 What a gem of a song on repeat!

@RealDaviesJ haaaah 😂😂

😂😂