"Oh Mother!"

@DrKanyuira Hizi vitu ni shida tupu. British type G is the world's most reliable socket, then extend with a universal extension. In Ke, get a Tronic or Carl & Gilberts. For protection, install an RCD kwa Distribution box and you'll never regret it

I wish Kenyan landlords would fit sockets like these. Universal and have surge protection.

@babymomaad Moshi ya powersaw. I'm not even kiddding nikipata pahali wanapasua mbao I have to stop & inhale the air for a while

I love how blood smells and coochie too,what weird smell do you like?

@Its_Roddie Yes! Accessory Dwelling Units as an alternative to conventional housing.

Kuna ideas za biz untapped in this country kweli.. Forget the location and all that considerations.. Genuine ideas that you think are yet to be exploited na kuna potential in them..

@gacikiraMD unakula hii for the vibes alafu unatoka unaingia kwa mathee kujazilia

Kama hii Unalipa how much?

@Shemema11 @Primeandeka @roywahome9 Sieet, good one

@25th06Ke @Primeandeka @roywahome9 Put in..

You can call me Russian president coz I can… Cc @roywahome9 lipa creative

@kigutasheilaa Vaa uingie kwa fridge. If success does not locate you, you should locate success

I got some big ass coat last year but it never seems to be cold enough to wear 😭

@CydWambui It's right there in the name: "Kill imani", yani ukiingia huko imani ya mauaji imekidhiri

Kilimani! Death after Death. Why?

@Fernanchh Because rape and any form of sexual violence is never about sex. It's about tearing down the violator's perceived image of the victim's superiority over them, and depraved even: tearing down the victims image of innocence. Tafuta psychologist akuelezee poa

Bro why fucking rape????Why rape someone????Like why don’t you go utafute malaya, have consensual sex, get your sexual needs satisfied, pay and leave??? I just fail to understand the concept of being a rapist. WHAT PLEASURE DO YOU EVEN GET FROM THIS ACT??? ESPECIALLY A CHILD?????

@alexmwanzo Huko kwenye mnaenda because systems work ni sababu people who made them work refused to leave their country and chose to stay and make it work for them. I f**k around a lot but I don't mess with my patriotism.

If you ever get a chance to leave this country its extremely important you go

@Its_Roddie Cheating women and thieves should be stoned. There's a reason men will hangout with prostitutes and treat them well but be very unforgiving of adulterous women

In all this, she hasn't pointed a finger even once, to the cheating woman.. Just blaming the man and guilt tripping “You’re not the first man to raise children that aren’t biologically yours”

@VictorNyakund10 Congrats on your achievements & foresight. That being said, maisha ilinifunza not very long ago to never ever be confident that you have a plan, especially when the plan is working out. Kuna downfall hugonga mtu unajipata ukitoka Karen unarudi kwa mzazi na hukujiwaste ever

I have a clear family and financial plan. I intend to have four children, with my firstborn daughter arriving soon. From the moment her mother missed her period, I began setting aside funds for her future. Her account now stands at Ksh 700,000. If I make no additional contributions, I project it will grow to approximately Ksh 1.5 million by the time she turns four and begins school. I plan to apply the same disciplined approach for my second, third, and fourth child. My partner plays a critical role in this journey. She is disciplined, teachable, and grounded. She works as a civil engineer with a net salary of Ksh 68,000. She allocates Ksh 18,000 for her personal expenses while I consistently invest the remaining Ksh 50,000. Through this structure, she has built a portfolio worth Ksh 2.78 million. She is a strong support system, and my long term plan is to give her the option to step away from formal employment and focus on raising our children while pursuing private work on her own terms. I have also developed clear projections for my children’s education costs, which I estimate will range between Ksh 300,000 and Ksh 500,000 per year per child. Based on my current portfolio performance, I am confident that it will sustainably support these obligations. My investments are growing by approximately Ksh 2M-2.5 million annually, driven largely by reinvested returns, brokerage income, and farming activities.So in 5 yrs, I project an increase of Ksh 10M in my portfolio which means an additional Ksh1M-1.2M in passive income.That can cater for extra expenses owing to family demands. On the health front, I maintain a comprehensive medical cover with Jubilee, while she is enrolled under SHA, which offers limited support but still provides some level of coverage.

@carltonkitheka1 That is a CZ Scorpio. Only the GoK issues that weapon standard mostly to APs and a few gun ranges, very few, have it. I'll go with that is most definitely a cop from Administration Police

Happened in Kisumu juzi Thugs now have better guns than cops The whole of Kenya has turned into Gotham

@shikumungai_ Men, your wife is not your friend. She is not your playmate and neither is she your colleague. She is first your wife! These others come second to that. The moment you make her feel otherwise her desire to feel dominated will drive her to look for it elsewhere. Huwanga baad baad

Wah. Njugush ametoa statement 😭 Hio nayo imeuma aki.

@ignyharaz2 Never take out a loan to start a business kama ni mara ya kwanza. Save for the capital, start small then only when the business is profitable and expansion promises bigger returns then can you take out a loan to expand. Debt should be used to accelerate, not to start from 0.

My friend was asking me if he should do that. After being unemployed since graduating in 2015, jamaa got pnp last year January. By march akachukua loan ya mita, he used some to build his matope house, ingine akaweka biz ya pools in Busia which didn't pick up, alafu ¾ akatulia ku empower a lady he had just met after dumping his own wife and 3 kids. The lady alikuwa na company ya events so jamaa bought seats, tents, sufurias, P/A na a bike for logistics. The lady later akamuacha few months later ma jamaa was in pits. He again added another 300k loan from IG to start another business ya kuonyesha game but juu ya cricfy , people aren't watching the game, kulipa DStv 8k + 10k rent na mtu wa kazi na games ziko spread late hours plus watu wanalipa 20 bob didn't add up. Sasa the 1M loan from bank wana deduct 30k P.M na wale wa 250 wanangoa 8k . He's a teacher in C2 class ile ya 42k gross salary. Sasa tangu may he used to earn nothing This year ndo sasa anapata 1k per month after all deductions. It's a village school, hakuna remedials and marupurupu huko. Jamaa is in slavery chains juu working for a month to bag 1k haiezi hata nunua za sabuni na fare Jana he was asking me kama he should just resign and look for another alternative to survive juu hii inaenda for 5 years So mniambie what happens if he resigns basi.

@_mbithee Men can feel this phase but many don't know how to deal with it. This is the point you disappear from your girl's life without warning and let her really really want you back, then when she comes looking for you, give in drip form. Get her addicted. Women like chasing too

Very crazy 😭 I used to fake orgasms just so he could let me go !

@fahmednn Brain rot jokes... deep thinking... flirty flirty... tongue in... mrija in... deep thinking... brain rot jokes in that order is how to bag a smart woman & keep her mad at you forever

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@peakyfkn This story is sending me. Hizi ndio shenanigans zinafaa kuekwa kwa short stories collection alafu zisomwe shule kama fasihi. True reflection of a Kenyan mother's and sibling's love

My baby sister then was 5yrs all smiles anashangaa mbona siendi na yeye nyumbani and started yelling “tuko na ndama”😂😂😂wish I had time for a photo, I cherish that moment so much,mum huniambia nimweke kitu kwa simu nachangamka juu nikikula 3k ya fee ni yeye alikuja prayer day

Kuna funkie ya hockey fulani my mum got wind that I was around, time ya kutoka naona ndudhi with familiar faces imefuata bus nikaambia dereva asene khuluwaya 😂😂nikapewa hot pot Ile kubwa full of pilau and meat, fried pieces of chicken, kachumbari, stew na 3 liters of sour milk

You are not ready for how this video ends. Nobody is.