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@ingoramas @frankbrunoboxer 01/04 🤦🏻

@frankbrunoboxer You’d have to be a fucking retart to even consider giving a fight like this to this reject and even more retarted to go and bloody watch it. He’s a washed up YouTuber FFS. Hold no offical rank. Why would you even bother.

Morning (again) so the inevitable phone call has come from Jake Pauls office 2 millions pounds for an "exhibition fight" plus 1 million for every round the fight continues after the 1st one to be held at the London Stadium in November in time for my 65th Birthday I have to say I am considering it

@zarahsultana One of the best parody accounts out there. Nice one, cock ✊🏼

Abolish the monarchy.

This goal was vintage Manchester United

The Puskás Award didn't exist when Van Nistelrooy crowned this work of art. 🖼️ Real. 👑

@FootballInT80s I went to primary school with Simon Ratcliffe in Salford. He ruptured his spleen in this game. Was at United at the time.

1982 and a packed Wembley Stadium turned out to watch England Schoolboys draw 0-0 with Scotland Schoolboys.

Some class wing wizardry from @gordonhill54 on #Itv4 #bigmatchrevisited . Great assist for Pancho at Ipswich and 2 goals & an assist at home v Derby, January 78. I was at the Derby game with the old fella. Happy days 🇾🇪

@terrychristian We had an absolute belter in Eccles. Loved it.

You're joking - not where we lived - i don't remember seeing one

@ZackPolanski @MothinAli Are you deliberately self sabotaging your chances because your bottles going under the responsibility of a bit of popularity?

There's nothing the establishment is more scared of them a calm, kind, thoughtful gardener who happens to be a Muslim man in politics. We'll stand together. Solidarity @MothinAli.

@Murd1973 You you ☝️☝️☝️

Angry Ginge at the Brits was asked what the best song to come out of Manchester is. He said “Am I allowed Dirty Old Town even though it’s about Salford?” If he knew what he was talking about, he’d know that song was written by Shane MacGowan about Dublin.

@Lea_EFC Mint. 🇾🇪

LETS ALL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WE WILL BE 3RD WHEN WE BEAT CRYSTAL PALACE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

@narindertweets @BAFTA Pretty sure its involuntary

Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson shouted the N-word while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage at the BAFTAs I'm sorry, this is WILDLY unacceptable on so many levels - mostly so from @BAFTA We can all understand he has a condition, but this is subjecting Jordan and Lindo to racial trauma, which everyone needs to understand is UNACCEPTABLE on every level. The fact that they apologized to the BAFTA audience publicly, but not directly to Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan continues the tradition of prioritizing white comfort over Black trauma.

@Lea_EFC Don’t worry about Leny. Good young player with bags of potential. 🇾🇪

A £52m flop literally NOBODY is talking about ❌ Benched 11 out of 23 PL games ❌ Benched in all 5 of Carrick’s games ❌ Only played 23 minutes under Carrick ❌ Unused sub in 3 of the last 5 games ❌ ZERO goals in 24 games Mr Leny Yoro, ladies and gentleman…

@PaddyKeoghAF Best wasn’t

If you're a Man United fan and you support Jim Ratcliffe's statement here is a fact for you: Eric Cantona Bruno Fernandes Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Ruud van Nistelrooy Cristiano Ronaldo Roy Keane George Best Denis Irwin David de Gea Patrice Evra Nemanja Vidic Were Immigrants.

@gordonhill54 Yes. Taking points when nothings happening. I’ll take that tonight🇾🇪

Well a point is a point when you did not expect anything from the game but a smashing point to grab.

@terrychristian Nope. Not for me.

Bring him back

@WelBeast Wrong date you fuckwit

18 Champions league games will be played tonight and your team will not be involved but it’s okay, you won a treble in 1998.

@piersmorgan Hiya 🇾🇪

BOOOOOOOOOOM! 2-2. Now go win it, Arsenal.

@georgegalloway It was a definite throwback to how United teams should play 👌🇾🇪

Manchester United are back! I know I know one swallow doesn’t make a summer and all that. But let me explain. First I have supported United for more that sixty years, a decision made by my father the day and hour that Denis Law was signed from Torino. As himself a Scotsman with blonde hair and a whippet like inside left instinct (10) I’m sure my dad thought he WAS Denis Law. And if you ever saw Law you’d know that would be something to be. So I’ve followed many great United iterations and some not so great. I’ve been with Busby and Ferguson. I’ve been with, well let’s not spoil the mood. Of course my fellow Scot Sir Alex Ferguson gave me decades of joy and so when my own sons came along I naturally decreed that they were reds. Obviously. The problem was as my sons arrived Ferguson left. And everything turned to shit. Not entirely- there have been moments- but overwhelmingly I have never shaken the suspicion that my sons must hate that from childhood I had decked them out in the colours of a club that so regularly reduced them to tears, of disappointment or worse of boredom. Until last night. As I hugged my eldest in a Dive Bar in Hong Kong while United’s goals flew in his face was wet with tears of joy as was the face of my youngest thousands of miles away. My youngest by the way had just helped his side defeat the historic Third Lanark 3-1, with a goal an assist plus hitting the post and the cross bar! It wasn’t that we’d slaughtered City 2-0. That we’d had the ball in the net SIX times and twice hit the woodwork. That Amad on a run thrills like Georgie Best. That Casemiro strolled like a King. That Martinez so frustrated Haaland he got hooked. Or that Bruno Fernandes will one day have a statue outside Old Trafford. That Harry Maguire bloodied and bruised defended like he was a VC winner at Rorke’s Drift. It was something deeper than these transitory things. It was that this had been football played The United Way. Fast courageous flowing filled with élan. This was football as a thing of joy. This was how Best Law and Charlton filled a United shirt. This was how Cantona made us ooo and aaa. How Roy Keane made us unbeatable. How Giggs and Ronaldo twisted their opponents blood. This was our DNA. We thought it was extinct. But we are back. George Galloway Hong Kong #manchesterunited

Absolutely mustard 👌#waitingfortheout

@Bushra1Shaikh @EmmaRobinsonss The fact that there’s such a thing as morality police is enough. Quite can alarming concept.

I personally don’t agree with mandatory hijab and think a general modesty standard would make more sense, just as I oppose hijab bans in some countries. That said, Iran has already relaxed enforcement in practice, even if not formally. The morality police have reportedly been instructed to leave women alone unless their dress is deemed excessively revealing. These issues are being discussed internally by the leadership. Change, where it happens, needs to come through domestic debate and not foreign interference.

I don’t know how to break this to some Westerners, but many Muslims do want to live under a theocratic system- and many women support mandatory hijab. You don’t have to like it. You don’t have to agree with it. But it isn’t your society, your culture, or your decision. How a Muslim country governs itself is not Western business.