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Oh, we gonna joust. You better believe we gonna joust.

@ChelieinTX CB antenna, or maybe a delivery sign. Or, someone put something inside that hit the top. Look for damage in the headliner. They may have changed it or repaired it, though.

1987, took my girlfriend on 2nd date; Full Metal Jacket. My cousin was three rows back with his girlfriend. I put my arm around my girlfriend and inadvertently smack her right in the head 😬 Cousin - "OH, THAT WAS SMOOTH!!" Girlfriend became my wife. Still is.

@ChelieinTX Is that a dent or a rust spot?

I love being alive in 2026.

MAD MAX: FATTY ROAD

@Mondaymondtwo It's all so fake. Even the message is senseless. The party that's all up in arms about "democracy" is protesting because someone was elected. They look like clowns.

@2CynicAl65 When 50+% of the public audience doesn’t understand WTF you’re protesting about, you’re as useful as yesterday’s weather forecast.

Also, Water is wet. Ice is cold. Fire is hot. Democrats are dumb. All pretty basic knowledge. This nation elected Trump. Therefore, he's not a king. You can't come to grips with this little fact, can you?

I just found Netlogger's AIM Window. As a 90s chatroom moderator, this may be my favorite discovery of 2026. #HamRadio

@MiddleAgedBaby2 @kimmie_c_ Yeah, it's really hard to get that stuff into a movie. That's why watching the movie AND reading the book is always best. Embrace the power of "and".

@2CynicAl65 @kimmie_c_ Saw it last week...lots of fun. Immediately grabbed the book & am enjoying it immensely. They removed a bunch of the science I guess to make it more palatable for normies...wish they hadn't, but still the movie was excellent.

Project Hail Mary was so freaking good! I cried like 6 times. The theater gave it an ovation when the credits rolled. Just a near perfect movie. Amaze amaze amaze. 🥹❤️

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If I walked into a bar and these dudes were on stage, lighting it up like this, I'd be there all night. Not even joking.

Porky, you couldn't bend your knee if you dropped your Double Whopper and tried to pick it up.

There's never been a better time to not be a Democrat.

The party of "MUH DEMOCRACY!" wants actual democracy overturned. The stupidity is staggering.

"Oh the irony!" Sometimes these "No Kings" people can be unintentionally hilarious ===> twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/…