John L

Think I might be one of the few people left in the country who hasn't yet been vox popped about Keir Starmer.

@woners 😂

Honestly, those engagement farming accounts posting pictures of really famous acts and asking "Can anyone identify this band?" can get in the bin.

@qikipedia We've all been there.

In 1680, a man admitted to the Old Bailey that he’d become so angry with his tailor he’d thrown a live goose at him.

@woners A young woman offered to give up her seat on the train to my big sis the other day. She was mortified! 😆

I was not ready for this news. I know he was an old fella and all, but still, devastating. RIP Ted.

@woners Gorgeous!

I'd kind of assumed Sara Cox was already the Radio 2 breakfast show presenter.

@woners 😆

It's like they're trying to tell us something.

Few things in life give me as much anxiety as the sight of a dart board on the back of a bedroom door in an (invariably) American film or TV series.

'Robert De Niro's Waiting' was originally going to be about Al Pacino, but it didn't quite scan. If only he'd been called Alan, pop history would look quite different now. (Well, a bit different.)

Did Peter Drury really just say "And Arsenal are level in an chaotic trice!"?

Absolutely love these legends. #Corrie

@woners Bloody hell! 😱

Adrian Mole would have thrived on Twitter.

Oxfam having a nightmare here to be fair.

@flushingitgolf Absolutely right. I bet on him that week & his odds to win were only about 30/1 at the beginning of the week. Hardly a rank outsider.

People forget how good Danny Willet was when he won the Masters in 2016. He was world number 13 and a multiple winner of big European Tour events. He was a former world amateur number 1 and finished T6 at The Open in 2015. He fully deserved that win.

'All Around the World' would have been much more entertaining if Lisa Stansfield had done the spoken intro bit in her own accent.