Radon Randell

Just turned out to be not true at all

I would’ve won so much money tonight if I wasn’t such a fucking chickenshit and placed a parlay

@JohnMassingale4 They would’ve murdered every team in their path

Imagine #24 Iowa getting in the playoff. They’d get blown out and have no chance. Totally uncompetitive. Who would want to watch that?

I’m drunker than a pair of non white butt cheeks. So to say the least I’m pretty drunk

I can hear those dumbass birds chirping already god damnit tomorrow is gonna fucking suck big wet balls

jj spaun can't hit a fairway, no short game at all, and can't putt for shit. jj spaun in a nutshell. no game at all. withdraw now and go the fuck home

If JJ Spaun wins I’m gonna get naked and run around the block

Can people stop talking about the mccaffery family they love attention fuck all of them

@skinrule If he putted decent he’d be tied for first. Big day loading early tee time

jj spaun birdie on 18. never had a doubt my man JJ would finish strong

If JJ Spaun shoots a 64 I’m gonna have a rock hard boner

Jarvis take me to portillos

Inhaling modelos

If I don’t start playing better golf soon somebody is going to get raped and it’s most likely going to be Butters

If I bogey from inside 100 yards 1 more time I’m gonna slice my nut sack open

When Iowa stayed undefeated with a walk-off TD to beat Michigan State #Hawkeyes

@Pie_in_a_can Just not sure how that’s the takeaway from this tweet

You can just tell Kyler and JJ hate each other lmao

Former 49ers free-agent WR Jauan Jennings and the Minnesota Vikings reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $13 million, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

@BarloweKeith @KennyFenton8 Immediately had to check if his name was Keith

Watching the sixers game. Heard a “blocked by Barlowe” from Mike Breen and immediately sat up. @KennyFenton8

@DrDumbleDoof Public affairs between NFL head coaches and reporters are brand new, it’s just an insane distraction that keeps on giving😂 and I imagine if the Pats start the season slow there will be heat from media and fans, not to mention all the chirping from opposing fans and players

@2RadonRandell affairs aren’t anything new, probably forced to make an apology probably in a real bad spot if her kids are his but he hasn’t done anything insane like sherron or anything

I just can’t see him being the Patriots coach week 1. If he is that’s fucking hilarious and I can’t wait to watch commentators try to not mention it