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Puppy kisses have healing powers

Yesterday I had to take Chip to the vet. Vet: hi, I’m dr. Ogle. Me: hi, Ogle.

Can someone at @WynnLasVegas NOT hang up on me? I’m on try three to get my credit card sorted. Help please

@somecrazyaidan @jacksfilms lol

@jacksfilms she completely misses the goal of going to the planet root to get the banandium root to return to the service before void co get there

Erin is the only person I know who has played Donkey Kong Bananza and hates it. Her explanation makes no sense either

You guys ever watch Hot Ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20 minute cartoon lol

I think if more of us called this platform by its actual name “X”, more people would recognize that the platform we once knew as Twitter is dead. I kinda hate X and what it stands for so I have a blue sky account if anyone wants to follow me over there. bsky.app/profile/2toesu…

@ella_wooley @flosports Where?!

@flosports got me watching LSU on youtube live

@VarsitySpirit @flosports so if I pay $120 a year to stream an event and the day of the app stops working, do I get a refund or do you send me all the missed performances with music?

@Batface101 @jacksfilms Here is a pic of them together :}

@jacksfilms Show us a video of checkers and sundae 🙂‍↕️

Got a 4th dog! Say hello to Checkers

Saying hi to Checkers

Pretty frightened about project 2025 becoming my reality, so please excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner

Chipwich just asked me if I ever go to my own house or I just hang around hers because I love her so much 😒

@jacksfilms @_SrPelo_ Do the roar

Today’s pic from the one and only @_SrPelo_ really wants you to do the roar

@rainbowmeowzers Wordle 1,205 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@2ToesUp Post ur results go on.

The only reason I still do the wordle is because it helps me gauge how psychic I’m going to be that day

@TechCakeMix Ok now I need you to assume you, me, your parents, and any living relative is paying for this person’s salary and they also have control over almost everything you do

@2ToesUp Sister, speaking from experience of day job recruiting career, you don't know the half of what people say/do

Imagine lying in a job interview and the interviewer was like “actually what you just said is factually incorrect” and you were like “YOU PROMISED I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANTED” and like they would still hire you jfc

Jack has lived in the SF valley for 14 years. After admitting he didn’t know where Tarzana was,he just asked me if the SF valley is considered “the west side”

@NathanHound @NYTGames Chickadee 😒

@2ToesUp @NYTGames What was the word

Ok @NYTGames this is BS

.@jacksfilms billion dollar idea: My Size ReactBot