Screen pass to Hockenson

@vikingzfanpage @NerdingonNFL

Schedule leak: The Minnesota #Vikings will be traveling to Mexico City in Week 11 to take on the San Francisco #49ers in 2026, per @NerdingonNFL 🇲🇽

@Raclure03 Ooooo need that

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💲💲💲💲💲

me after staying up until midnight watching the Wild and Wolves for two straight weeks

The Eagles have extended the contracts of Big Dom and assistant G.M. Jon Ferrari. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Zach Galifianakis calls out comedians who have President Trump or other politicians on their podcasts but don’t challenge them and just “fake laugh,” contrasting it with his Between Two Ferns episodes like the one with Barack Obama 😳👀 He also recalls Hillary Clinton asking him not to bring up the email controversy, so he said he wouldn’t do the episode unless they allowed it

I don’t know that you can quantify this, but between his Colts and Vikings drafts, Ryan Grigson might have the worst long-term track record of anyone in position to effect a draft.

@DWolfsonKSTP where is the sauce on the Jennings visit?

Vikings 5th round picks (last 5 drafts): 🟣🟡 2025: Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins 2024: None 2023: Jaquelin Roy, Jaren Hall 2022: Esezi Otomewo, Ty Chandler 2021: Janarius Robinson, Ihmir Smith-Marsette, Zach Davidson

3rd-round picks by the Vikings since 2020 🟣🟡 2025 — Tai Felton (WR) 2023 — Mekhi Blackmon (CB), Jay Ward (S) 2022 — Ed Ingram (G), B. Asamoah II (LB) 2021 — Chazz Surratt (LB), Wyatt Davis (G), Patrick Jones II (DE) 2020 — E. Cleveland (OL), Cam Dantzler

Watching a man read names off flash cards for 3 straight days

@AlZeidenfeld Tim Apple

If you invested $1000 in AAPL the day Tim Cook was named CEO, your investment would be worth $21,000 today (including dividends). Hell of a run to 21x in 15 years.

@asiddiqui15 That’s Bill Pullman, nice try

My cousin just texted me this. Met Chuck Knoblauch at a card show.

Denis Villeneuve is set to direct ‘NUCLEAR WAR: A SCENARIO’ The film follows the events that would happen if a nuclear war begun, based on information from interviews with military & civilian experts. (Source: Deadline)

Dianna Russini has issued a statement: “I did something this past weekend that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a woman of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.”

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

Simply zero reason these aren’t the full time uniforms. Absolutely ridiculous.

Kevin McGonigle 4/5, 2 RBI, 2 R vs San Diego Padres Today.

@RetroNewsNow Banger theme song.

📺DEBUT: ‘Perfect Strangers’ starring Bronson Pinchot and Mark Linn-Baker premiered 40 years ago, March 25, 1986, on ABC

driving around listening to the new afroman