yo what the fuc-TOM STEYER

Luigi Mangione’s alleged manifesto published by @kenklippenstein: “To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

This morning, a police officer arrived at our home—where our seven children were still sleeping. The officer notified my wife and I that they had received a credible pipe bomb threat targeting me and my family. We are all safe and the threat has been cleared. We want to thank law enforcement for their professionalism and bravery. I will not be bullied or intimidated. Never. President Trump has called on me to serve—and that is what I intend to do.

Talking Heads is the perfect soundtrack to lowballing + negging on the Facebook autos marketplace

I’m Freeman-maxxing (going nonverbal and applying to MIT)

Susan Spungen ruined my life. @nytcooking

This NYT pic goes so hard

Just learned that anybody of any race can use the yuzu Asian dating app GOODBYE MOM

Simon Ji’s Nutz

What do you mean?? What do you NOT mean!?

I don’t want a smart TV!!!! I want a TV so retarded it has been declared unfit to stand trial in a court of law!!!!!!!

The strongest argument against democracy is coworkers

@KyleKulinski Would be more effective if top left was Trump saying America is a garbage can

This is Me on Evil Wizard Weed or Ketamine, Me on Both

The Iowa Rioters Workship

The Iowa Riders Workshop

Bendrucker lookalike siting in Chicago — QEG! QEG! QEG!

Call of Duty: Black Cops