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I got my first speeding ticket today and told my mom, also I was playing @p_lo when it happened

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

When their is a global outage but your office laptop is working just fine #Microsoft #Crowdstrike

I'm this old

Me: I want to buy a graphing calculator Texas Instruments: yep Me: …and a high-speed, high-res analog-to-digital converter TI: yeah nw we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you know where I can find a javelin antitank guided missile? TI: buddy ur not gonna believe this

We are giving away a vinyl test pressing of the new @blink182 album "ONE MORE TIME..." thanks to our friends at @ColumbiaRecords! Repost and follow us to win. Winner announced at 7pm.

Richard Bradley, dressed as a Union soldier, ripping down the Confederate flag that San Francisco mayor Dianne Feinstein insisted on flying, 1984. It was ripped down 3 times and replaced 3 times by Feinstein. She made sure Bradley was prosecuted and made to pay for the damages.

Why does it smell like updog in eastbay?

This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up

@ChipotleTweets i didnt know you can order soup 😑

People have been so generous in spreading the message of 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 that they've Paid It Forward so thousands of others can watch it for free in theaters. Get your tickets today!

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dogs aren’t actually afraid of fireworks, they just really hate america

For the record.

Yes, this was 10 years ago @Livewithouttx